In America, sports are more highly regarded than almost every other element of society. Most of our children grow up wanting to be a professional athlete and most parents are more than willing to help them attempt to make that dream come true.
For the exception of the WNBA, homosexuality and American athletics does not mix. I was an athlete for years and I can tell you firsthand that being gay in locker room is about as comfortable as eating a cactus sandwich.
Why then is America alright with their superstar, male athletes doing the following things:
1. Smacking another teammate on the ass after he makes a good play. (When is this ever considered not-gay?)
2. A quarterback placing his hands under the center’s anus as he awaits the hiking of the “ball.” (Let’s see here; guys hand touching another guys taint and ball sack, WOW) Continue reading