Then, once cooked, slice her into little bite-sized pieces and feed all the hungry kids in the world. I’m sure she would taste like a yummy, plump chicken.
I would like to make people understand that praying does absolutely nothing and waving your hands to the sky only makes birds and aliens very nervous.
Thanks a lot religious freaks, I’ve been waiting for years to be captured by aliens and taken away from this planet.
I would like to lock all the Kardashians in a rubber-walled room with three dictionaries and see who figures out how to open it first. Continue reading