Dear Alabamians, today is the day for you to show the entire country exactly how backwards you are.
It’s incredibly difficult to find out whether all the sexual abuse allegations are true, so let’s make it easy. I want all you Alabama voters to just throw that out the door. Yep, forget it all together.
Why??? Because Roy Moore’s beliefs/statements are so insane he gives you a plethora of other valid reasons NOT to vote for him. Read the full article on Politico below:
Here’s a quick summary of some of his beliefs:
- He believes that Obama was not born in the United States.
- He believes that 911 was caused because God was mad at the United States because of gays, sodomy and abortion.
- He thinks that the “providential hand of God” put Trump in the White House.
Do you really need any more reason not to vote for Moore? Most reasonable people understand that Moore is a religious lunatic. But then again, we are talking about Alabama here.
If I were a betting man, I would bet the house that Moore does win. If you’ve ever been to Alabama you would fully understand.
Thanks a lot Duh’Merica, we deserve this asshole.