Uh, hello America, did you see what happened yesterday? Although it wasn’t widely reported, China officially won yesterday. That’s right, it’s all over. I witnessed the event firsthand on the Today Show.
Before you scold me, I sometimes enjoy the mindless drivel presented on the Today Show. I feel it helps me stay in touch with the vacant minds floating throughout the country.
I sometimes become erect when the “used to be fat black dude” talks about the weather, his delivery in front of the green screen is intoxicating.
Anyway, before I get lost in the subtleties of American journalism, let’s get back to China winning.
Kim Kardashian was the featured guest for the Today Show yesterday and boy she didn’t disappoint. While walking around the square outside the show, I watched as young girls (with their mothers) fawned over her and begged Kim to take a picture with them. Continue reading