(Thought I would re-post this given the current debacle he’s in. I actually heard him say that he found out about everything after he finished “working out.” Yeah right.)
Are you really going to be running for President in 2016? Are you really going to be the face of the Republican Party?
Well, I guess you are a fairly accurate representation of the American people. After all, I think it’s being reported that around 36% of all American adults aged 20 and over are considered obese.
Even after your lap-band surgery, you still appear to be almost morbidly obese. But there is plenty of time for you to “de-supersize” yourself before you make a bid for the presidency.
I’m not sure what it says about a person who has to have a band surgically implanted around their stomach to curb their voracious appetite. This apparent lack of self control makes me a bit worried about how you may behave yourself if elected President.
Forget about religion and gay marriage, let’s talk about GMO’s and large sodas. Yippeeee.
Could you imagine the power you would have? You could have sexy hookers feed you chicken wings while they dancing naked around your own personal “oral”, I mean oval office. Continue reading