When Trump returns from his first global visit (the greatest presidential global visit in the history of America): there will be a parade to celebrate. Not just any parade, the greatest parade ever………… the greatest parade in the history of ever.
Trump, our dear leader, will ride in on a gigantic white stallion (of course it will be white). The stallion’s name will be “Nationalism.” Our Dear Leader will ride Nationalism without a saddle, because he’s a stud like that.
It has nothing to do with ironic symbolism. (That symbolism being the absence of stability within this administration).
Our Dear Leader will be riding Nationalism extremely erect with his usual victorious smile and brandishing two gigantic, gold six shooters. The bullets will streak into the air with smoke signal slogans of ; Muslim Ban, Jail Hillary, Fuck the FBI, Fake News, No Russian Collusion, etc.
While watching the bullet smoke signals, the angry white Rednecks will applaud loudly; even though they have trouble reading and continually become distracted by their opposable thumbs.
But what they do know is that whatever their Dear Leader says is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TRUE. They continue to applaud and applaud and applaud and applaud until they need a Mountain Dew refill, only then does the crowd quiet.
Unfortunately, Our Dear Leader realized the power of the Redneck Vote. They are so easily fooled, so easily influenced, so easily agitated. It only took a few truly fake news stories and an agenda of hate to win their votes. And their votes were many.
Every night I look to the sky and cry; pleading with the aliens to come take me to their home. Far, far away from this planet.