The Terrible EX (our president)

madtrump(I posted this a while ago.  It cracks me up that he gives my theory more credence every day.  His is the Terrible Ex)

Trump falsely claimed that his victory was “the biggest electoral college win since Ronald Reagan.”  When reporter Peter Alexander called him out on this, Trump stumbled; talked about campaign promises and did everything he could to skirt the critique.

Our President- so elegant, so polished and so prepared (sarcasm).  Doesn’t this type of behavior sound familiar???

Back in January when CNN reporter Jim Acosta tried to ask a question at a press conference, this is how our “leader” responded:

“Your organization is terrible.” Don’t be rude.  I’m not going to give you a question.  You are fake news,” before taking a question from a Breitbart reporter.  Doesn’t this type of behavior sound familiar???

In the interest of brevity, I won’t list the numerous other times our “leader” has acted in this manner.

I’m not surprised at all that Trump decries fake news only when it suits him.  He absolutely loved the fake news that millions of Duh’Mericans spread on social media that helped him win the election.

This is exactly what the Terrible Ex-Husband/Wife does; deny everything that makes them look bad.  Call everyone who criticizes them a name.   If you attempt to show them that they are incorrect, they call you another name and tell you ten other things they are great at.

Sadly, our President and “leader” of the free world is that Terrible Ex-Husband/Wife who we all can’t stomach.

But Trump is absolutely brilliant at one thing; Exploiting the poorly educated, narrow-minded, delusional bigots who love the catchy headline that fits their respective narratives.

This is Duh’Merica and Trump is King of the Duh’Mericans.

And unfortunately, you can never fully get rid of that Terrible Ex.  Never.

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Locked & Loaded- military options on table against Alaska

alaskaAccording to sources close to the White House; military options “on the table” regarding rogue Nation-State Alaska.

Trump tweeted, “we r not ruling out military options until Alaska reconnects to rest of country.”

Three seconds after that tweet, Trump again tweeted on the volatile situation, “doesn’t it seem odd that Alaska is so far from rest of the country? #weirdos”

White House staffers were shockingly caught off guard with our Dear Leader’s latest tweets.

One staffer commented under conditions of anonymous leakage, “At first we were taken aback by the President’s comments.  Then when we researched the issue more closely and realized he was correct……. Alaska IS separated from the rest of the United States.”

Another staffer commented that this has been an ongoing problem created by the Obama administration.  “For eight years, the Alaskan connection issue was seemingly ignored by Obama.  Now we are unfortunately seeing this issue rear it’s ugly head once again.  But don’t worry, Trump has vowed to Make Alaska Connect Again.”

And as this story was going to press our Dear Leader again tweeted, “#fakenews media won’t report on sad,sad,sad #alaskanotconnected story #hannity #foxnews #cnnfake”

Stay tuned for more breaking updates about this story.

Trump is not the problem here

trumpWatching this White House operate has truly been amazing.  Every day some new bull shit surfaces.  Some new reason to be worried, some new statement that makes me scratch my balls, smell my hand and say HMMMMM.

But honestly, Trump is not to blame for this.  We are to blame.  Duh’Merica is the problem here.  It doesn’t matter who sits in the big chair, the people of Duh’Merica, myself included, are the idiots here.

After all, Trump was elected fairly.  So that means more people selected him over any other candidates.  Well done Duh’Merica, well done.

People are so easily manipulated by social media that they can never seem to actually see what is real.  Truth has just become whatever narrative each person chooses to accept.

Like Charles P. Pierce said, “Anything is true if it is said loud enough.”

Well guess what?  Trump was louder than Hillary in every single, fucking way.  And all you Duh’Mericans ate that shit up.

He just keep repeating the same boring Republican mantra over and over and over and over.  And you all bought in with wreck-less fucking abandon.

When he proclaimed he would “lock her up,” all of privileged White-America collectively jizzed their pants.  And now we are left with a 4 year stain that is going to be far worse than what Bill Clinton shot all over Monica’s dress.

We deserve this Duh’Merica, we ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESERVE THIS.

Trump Royal Family- do you still believe?

donjr(Disclaimer: I think all politicians are self-serving assholes.  My criticism of the Trump Royal Family is not an endorsement for Obama, the Clinton’s or the Bush family.)

A recent poll shows some historically terrible numbers for Lord Trump.  Now, I’m sure most of the hardcore Trump supporters will scream that this poll is “Fake News.”  But remember, any time a poll fits one of your narratives, it then becomes true.

You can’t have it both ways.  Not all polls and not all media are fake.  Don’t tell me the media sucks and then parrot everything Fox News and Rush Limbaugh reports.  Please, at least attempt to be honest with yourself.tumblr_inline_nzrlbglXpe1qf8pbv_500

I seriously wonder about the following questions:

  • Do you really still believe in Trump? 
  • Do you really still believe that every negative media report is “Fake News”? 
  • Is everything negative really everyone else’s fault?
  • How can Christians support Trump?
  • Are you really this blind?

I have a genuine curiosity as to how anyone can now defend Trump.  I totally get that people were tired of Hillary.  That’s 100% understandable.  Sadly, I even understand how hatred for Hillary led people to vote for Trump.  I say “sadly” because using hatred to justify a vote is pretty fucking sad.

And, I’m still amazed that so many evangelicals voted for a man who seldom exhibits any Chrisitian-like qualities.  (Please help me understand this)

As an objective political observer; I’m tired of hearing about Hillary’s emails, Seth Rich and any other item that has nothing to do with Trump’s current presidency.  Hillary lost, she’s gone and doesn’t fucking matter any more.

Hey Trump Royal Family- stop pointing your fingers at everyone else and take some fucking responsibility for YOUR actions.

Hey Trump Supporters- get your fucking heads out of the sand and learn what objectivity is.  You are starting to look incredibly foolish.

Bradentucky Man & Putin

Bradentucky Man and Putin, a real man’s opinion

BRADENTUCKY MAN

putin-629959Bradentucky Man is a proud American.  No one can say I don’t love my country.  I love America almost as much as I love Bradentucky.

So I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I think Putin is playing the Trump family like a fine Russian fiddle.

I can’t believe what I’ve been reading about Don Jr. and his dumfuckery with that meeting.

I guess I understand it a little.  I mean you dangle some fine, Russian hotty in front of him and he bit hard.  But damn, you put it in emails??????trumpjr

Come on man.  Even Bradentucky Man knows you don’t put anything in email that you don’t want people to see.

Shit, that’s why I only use Snapchat.  You take a picture and they disappear forever.  You would be amazed at how many cock-shots I’ve sent with that app.  Can I get a “HELL YEAH?”

But seriously. …

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Back in the USSR……….

donjr(Disclaimer: I think all politicians are self-serving assholes.  Don’t mistake my criticism of the Trump Royal Family as an endorsement for Obama or Hillary.)

Good fucking lord.  Now even more information is coming out about Prince Don Jr. and his “adoption” meeting.  Seriously?  A former Russian Intel officer.

What’s next?  Was Monica Lewinsky under Don Jr’s desk licking his balls while he inquired about “adoption?” Or was he willingly working with a hostile foreign power to help his father become president????

Just read the fucking emails, it’s very specific and very clear.  Shut up with your “fake-news” narrative.  Just shut the fuck up.

I will say though, it is relieving that when Prince Fuck-Boy was explaining himself on Fox News he wasn’t the least bit smug, condescending or arrogant.  Oh wait, never mind, that’s exactly what he was…………. a spoiled, fucking asshole.

I don’t care what party you support, it’s time to wake the fuck up.

Oh shit, my bad.  No one will wake up because this is Duh’Merica.  And this is what Duh’Merica deserves.

 

a question for “christians”

(Disclaimer: I think all politicians are self-serving, pieces of shit)

angry_trump_0Of all the incredible events from the election and our revelations from our now President Trump, one thing has truly baffled me:

How in the hell can Christians, from evangelicals to the mild believer, have voted for Trump?  How in the context of the Bible was that even possible?

I feel like Trump embodies several characteristics that most churches throughout our country view as abhorrent and very non-Christ like.  There are numerous biblical verses that provide examples of this, below are a few of my favorites:

“For where jealousy and selfish ambition exist, there is disorder and every evil thing.” James 3:16

“He who separates himself seeks his own desire, he quarrels against all sound wisdom.” Proverbs 18:1

“Do nothing from selfishness or empty conceit, but with humility of mind regard one another as more important than yourselves.” Philippians 2:3

Again, I ask all Christians….. How could you have voted for Trump?  How?  How?  I honestly want to know.  I want to hear how you justify it.

As I’m left to form my own opinions about this, I have to speculate.   It appears to me that your hatred of the other candidates, which is highly un-biblical, led you to “settle” for Trump.

Or was is because Trump picked an evangelical VP in Mike Pence???  Do you really think Pence will be able to calm Trump down?  Seriously???

I am honestly asking for Christians to comment on this post and help me understand this.  Please comment.  I promise I will only engage in intelligent discourse.  I’m not writing this post to fight, I truly want to understand.

Cheers