a question for “christians”

(Disclaimer: I think all politicians are self-serving, pieces of shit)

angry_trump_0Of all the incredible events from the election and our revelations from our now President Trump, one thing has truly baffled me:

How in the hell can Christians, from evangelicals to the mild believer, have voted for Trump?  How in the context of the Bible was that even possible?

I feel like Trump embodies several characteristics that most churches throughout our country view as abhorrent and very non-Christ like.  There are numerous biblical verses that provide examples of this, below are a few of my favorites:

“For where jealousy and selfish ambition exist, there is disorder and every evil thing.” James 3:16

“He who separates himself seeks his own desire, he quarrels against all sound wisdom.” Proverbs 18:1

“Do nothing from selfishness or empty conceit, but with humility of mind regard one another as more important than yourselves.” Philippians 2:3

Again, I ask all Christians….. How could you have voted for Trump?  How?  How?  I honestly want to know.  I want to hear how you justify it.

As I’m left to form my own opinions about this, I have to speculate.   It appears to me that your hatred of the other candidates, which is highly un-biblical, led you to “settle” for Trump.

Or was is because Trump picked an evangelical VP in Mike Pence???  Do you really think Pence will be able to calm Trump down?  Seriously???

I am honestly asking for Christians to comment on this post and help me understand this.  Please comment.  I promise I will only engage in intelligent discourse.  I’m not writing this post to fight, I truly want to understand.

Cheers

 

 

Trump is brilliant(read entire post)

trumpnoseDonald Trump truly is brilliant.  Although the level of brilliance necessary to fool Duh’Merica isn’t exactly very high.

I think it’s safe now for everyone to realize and admit that Trump is indeed a true politician.  During his campaign, he claimed to be a political outsider and someone who will “drain the swamp” of D.C. insiders.

And his first order of business after winning the election would be to go after Hilary.

His inbred followers nearly jizzed in their pants when he said those things.  I mean it was like he offered unlimited Mountain Dew and 100 free trips to Golden Corral for all his Trumpers if they voted for him.

But alas, almost everything he said he was going to do………….. wait for it…………… ISN’T GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN.

So after all you dumb-fucks voted for him, guess what?????

  • He said he will not pursue any charges against Hilary- OOPS, so much disappointment. 
  • He even admitted that there may be a connection between humans and global warming- OOPS, he previously pretended that global warming was invented by China.
  • He declared he would abolish Obama Care. OOPS- he now states that many parts of the plan will be kept.
  • All the people on his transition team and all the people he’s interviewing for cabinet positions are either lobbyists or career politicians. OOPS- so much for “draining that swamp.”

The only swamp he drained was the vacant one between the ears of all those who voted for him.  Thanks a lot Duh’Merica.  Donald Trump was brilliant without even having to break a sweat.

Duh’Merica was more than ready to believe Trump and believe and share all those fake internet “news” stories quicker than you could run to your local tanning beds.

Trump supporters- what say you about your President-Elect now?  How can you justify his lies????

Here’s your answer- he’s nothing more than a FUCKING Politician.  They are all the same.  Wake the fuck up Duh’Merica……….. never mind, it’s too late.

 

Hamilton, Pence and Duh’Merica

Not surprisingly, this whole Hamiltion/Pence bull shit has gone off the rails for no other reason except that we are Duh’Merica, and that’s what Duh’Merica does best.

Click this link to take a look at the video and read about it

Let me be clear, I am no fan of Clinton and I am no fan of Trump.  I do not support either of them.

I watched the video of the actor addressing Mike Pence at what I believe was the end of the show.  It appeared to me that the actor asked the audience to stop booing.  He then read a prepared statement that seemed incredibly benign to me.

penceBut, Trump/Pence supporters, evangelicals and the far-right lost their collective minds after this.  Trump went directly to Twitter demanding an apology from the cast.

Facebook went crazy with millions of people playing the right against the left and continuing to ruin friendships.  (which, by the way, is fucking ridiculous)

Please keep in mind that Pence actually said that he doesn’t feel an apology from the cast is necessary and that this “is what freedom sounds like.”  Holy shit, kind of scary when Pence sounds more reasonable than Trump.  Mike Pence, the same guy who believes you can “pray the gay away.”

Now, people can argue all they want about whether or not a Broadway play is the right forum to make a statement like that.  But, Pence is a very public figure and I feel like this kind of “goes with the territory.”  Like all politicians, he should always expect a mixed reaction wherever he chooses to go.

Here is what our President Elect tweeted about the incident:

The Theater must always be a safe and special place.The cast of Hamilton was very rude last night to a very good man, Mike Pence. Apologize!

Sorry Donald, but you are acting like a very large baby.  Of all the horrible things you’ve said in your life, things you said during the election and this is what bothers you???  This is what necessitates an apology????

Holy shit, this is going to be a long four years.  Thanks a lot Duh’Merica, you’ve done it again.

 

 

 

 

Duh’Merica loses again (trump)

ct-trump-pence-huppke-20160715I’ve been away for a while, but decided there was no better time than now to return.

I mean holy shit, how can I resist commenting and biggest Duh’Merica movement ever????

The dumb-ass collective, or rather, America, actually elected Donald Fucking Trump and Mike “Pray the Gay Away” Pence.

To be clear, I dislike Trump and Hilary just about equally. For the first time in my life, I left the voting booth feeling like I was just diagnosed with having either HIV or Ebola.  Yes, it was that bad.

But let me digress.  How did this happen?  How in the hell did America elect an internet troll as our President?

It was a combination of things.  Trump is a brilliant marketer of himself.  This fact cannot be debated.  And after all, elections are essentially marketing competitions. He destroyed Hilary by marketing himself to a huge group of Duh’Mericans. Continue reading