The Terrible EX (our president)

madtrump(I posted this a while ago.  It cracks me up that he gives my theory more credence every day.  His is the Terrible Ex)

Trump falsely claimed that his victory was “the biggest electoral college win since Ronald Reagan.”  When reporter Peter Alexander called him out on this, Trump stumbled; talked about campaign promises and did everything he could to skirt the critique.

Our President- so elegant, so polished and so prepared (sarcasm).  Doesn’t this type of behavior sound familiar???

Back in January when CNN reporter Jim Acosta tried to ask a question at a press conference, this is how our “leader” responded:

“Your organization is terrible.” Don’t be rude.  I’m not going to give you a question.  You are fake news,” before taking a question from a Breitbart reporter.  Doesn’t this type of behavior sound familiar???

In the interest of brevity, I won’t list the numerous other times our “leader” has acted in this manner.

I’m not surprised at all that Trump decries fake news only when it suits him.  He absolutely loved the fake news that millions of Duh’Mericans spread on social media that helped him win the election.

This is exactly what the Terrible Ex-Husband/Wife does; deny everything that makes them look bad.  Call everyone who criticizes them a name.   If you attempt to show them that they are incorrect, they call you another name and tell you ten other things they are great at.

Sadly, our President and “leader” of the free world is that Terrible Ex-Husband/Wife who we all can’t stomach.

But Trump is absolutely brilliant at one thing; Exploiting the poorly educated, narrow-minded, delusional bigots who love the catchy headline that fits their respective narratives.

This is Duh’Merica and Trump is King of the Duh’Mericans.

And unfortunately, you can never fully get rid of that Terrible Ex.  Never.

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Trump Royal Family- do you still believe?

donjr(Disclaimer: I think all politicians are self-serving assholes.  My criticism of the Trump Royal Family is not an endorsement for Obama, the Clinton’s or the Bush family.)

A recent poll shows some historically terrible numbers for Lord Trump.  Now, I’m sure most of the hardcore Trump supporters will scream that this poll is “Fake News.”  But remember, any time a poll fits one of your narratives, it then becomes true.

You can’t have it both ways.  Not all polls and not all media are fake.  Don’t tell me the media sucks and then parrot everything Fox News and Rush Limbaugh reports.  Please, at least attempt to be honest with yourself.tumblr_inline_nzrlbglXpe1qf8pbv_500

I seriously wonder about the following questions:

  • Do you really still believe in Trump? 
  • Do you really still believe that every negative media report is “Fake News”? 
  • Is everything negative really everyone else’s fault?
  • How can Christians support Trump?
  • Are you really this blind?

I have a genuine curiosity as to how anyone can now defend Trump.  I totally get that people were tired of Hillary.  That’s 100% understandable.  Sadly, I even understand how hatred for Hillary led people to vote for Trump.  I say “sadly” because using hatred to justify a vote is pretty fucking sad.

And, I’m still amazed that so many evangelicals voted for a man who seldom exhibits any Chrisitian-like qualities.  (Please help me understand this)

As an objective political observer; I’m tired of hearing about Hillary’s emails, Seth Rich and any other item that has nothing to do with Trump’s current presidency.  Hillary lost, she’s gone and doesn’t fucking matter any more.

Hey Trump Royal Family- stop pointing your fingers at everyone else and take some fucking responsibility for YOUR actions.

Hey Trump Supporters- get your fucking heads out of the sand and learn what objectivity is.  You are starting to look incredibly foolish.

The Skittles Caper (Trayvon Martin)

As you may know, I live in Florida so that means I am inundated daily by the media about the Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman case.

Well, after some evidence was released today, I now have some theories.

The “Evidence” (I use the term in quotations because who really knows what is real in this case): Pictures were released of Zimmerman showing cuts on the back of his head and on his nose.

A convenience store surveillance camera shows Martin, in his hoody, purchasing a bag of Skittles.  The store employee didn’t appear to be scared of the terrifying black kid in a hoody (sarcasm), in fact, he took his money and gave him some change.

And apparently, the autopsy showed that there was marijuana in Martin’s bloodstream.

The Marijuana Defense: While THC was found to be in Martin’s bloodstream, they exact time when he smoked some weed can’t be determined by any test.

This brings us to quite the dilemma:  Continue reading

Brilliance in Journalism

I was working in Miami the other day and while getting dressed in my hotel, I turned on the Today Show.

I know, I should have spanked myself heartily and immediately gone to the library, but I truly wanted to see a train wreck and some blood and guts.

Thankfully, the Today Show delivered with its normal lack of journalistic integrity.  The lead stories were about a 39 pound cat and Rosie O’Donnell.

Notice, I didn’t say that Rosie tried to eat the cat, (how punnirific, and yes I just coined that word) just that they were both lead stories.

So the obese cat segment was truly riveting.  Today Show anchor Ann Curry, asked the woman holding the cat a very pointed question: I’m paraphrasing here, “So how in the world does a cat get that big.”

Wow, heads up Pulitzer Prize committee, I think we have a finalist.  The woman answered that the cat was fed too much and fed unhealthy food.

Hey America, don’t be shocked when China and their Rickshaw Express takes over.  While Americans are morbidly fascinated with an obese cat, the Chinese would deep-fry the same cat and feed half their population.

HOLY, FUCKING, SHIT.

Sadly, I pictured the cat as an accurate symbol of the average American and Ann Curry as just another grossly overpaid media figure who placates her bosses so that she can drive multiple Mercedes.

That’s all for now.