Minutes before delivering his speech to thousands of boy scouts at the Boy Scout Jamboree, our Dear Leader Trump spoke with a 9 year-old boy scout named Tommy.
The following is a recap of the conversation:
Trump- Hello young hero boy, how are you on this incredible day, this fabulous day, this day that will go down in history as the greatest Boy Scout Jamboree in the history of all jamborees?
Tommy- Hi. My name is Tommy. Yesterday, I learned how to tie a tie and I got a badge for it. See my badge, isn’t it cool?
Trump- Oh Tommy, don’t worry about Hillary and all those emails she deleted. I’m going to make sure no one ever forgets about that.
Tommy- I have a cousin named Hillary. She’s 6 years old and likes when I make her smores. I got a badge for making smores. See my badge, isn’t it awesome. My mom and dad won’t let me use email yet.
Trump– What’s that you say Tommy? You are scared to got to bed at night because you are worried about all the illegal immigrants taking your dad’s job and raping your mom? Don’t worry about that, I’m going to have the Boy Scouts build a wall around any area where brown people try to get in to our country illegally.
Tommy- I built a small tomato garden with a wall around it in my back yard and got a badge for it. Check out my badge, isn’t it swell? Mr. President, what does rape mean???
After the rape comment, Tommy’s parents took him back to the audience quickly.
Then, our Dear Leader walked onto the stage and began his speech like this:
“You know, I just met with a young Scout Hero Boy backstage. He told me that he was very scared that Hillary would delete his dad’s job and let a brown-skinned illegal alien rape his mom. I told the young Scout Hero Boy not to worry. I have no connections to Russia. Fake News Media, Fake News Media, Voter fraud. If anything happens to your parents it will be because Obama was born in Kenya. What a wonderfully smart boy he is. He will surely never be captured in war. Little Tommy Scout Hero Boy is a true American hero.”
(Obviously this is comedy and is not real. But, I could definitely envision a conversation like this happening.)