Trump Royal Family- do you still believe?

donjr(Disclaimer: I think all politicians are self-serving assholes.  My criticism of the Trump Royal Family is not an endorsement for Obama, the Clinton’s or the Bush family.)

A recent poll shows some historically terrible numbers for Lord Trump.  Now, I’m sure most of the hardcore Trump supporters will scream that this poll is “Fake News.”  But remember, any time a poll fits one of your narratives, it then becomes true.

You can’t have it both ways.  Not all polls and not all media are fake.  Don’t tell me the media sucks and then parrot everything Fox News and Rush Limbaugh reports.  Please, at least attempt to be honest with yourself.tumblr_inline_nzrlbglXpe1qf8pbv_500

I seriously wonder about the following questions:

  • Do you really still believe in Trump? 
  • Do you really still believe that every negative media report is “Fake News”? 
  • Is everything negative really everyone else’s fault?
  • How can Christians support Trump?
  • Are you really this blind?

I have a genuine curiosity as to how anyone can now defend Trump.  I totally get that people were tired of Hillary.  That’s 100% understandable.  Sadly, I even understand how hatred for Hillary led people to vote for Trump.  I say “sadly” because using hatred to justify a vote is pretty fucking sad.

And, I’m still amazed that so many evangelicals voted for a man who seldom exhibits any Chrisitian-like qualities.  (Please help me understand this)

As an objective political observer; I’m tired of hearing about Hillary’s emails, Seth Rich and any other item that has nothing to do with Trump’s current presidency.  Hillary lost, she’s gone and doesn’t fucking matter any more.

Hey Trump Royal Family- stop pointing your fingers at everyone else and take some fucking responsibility for YOUR actions.

Hey Trump Supporters- get your fucking heads out of the sand and learn what objectivity is.  You are starting to look incredibly foolish.


sexual harassment isn’t real

Of course our Dear Leader Donald Trump is going to support his butt-buddy Bill O’Reilly regarding sexual harassment settlements.  I mean why the hell not?  Fox has only settled five suits brought against Billy boy.

Trump said to the New York Times: I think he’s a person I know well — he is a good person,” Trump said, according to the Times. “I think he shouldn’t have settled; personally I think he shouldn’t have settled. Because you should have taken it all the way. I don’t think Bill did anything wrong.

It’s always refreshing when the leader of the free world comments about media personalities and their sex suits.



This is our Oval office.  This is our Dear Leader.

But then again, he did talk about grabbing women by the pussy.  So what should we expect?

I truly wonder if our Dear Leader understands what sexual harassment really is.  Maybe he thinks grabbing pussy is similar to how he “negotiates.”

When you are a billionaire you don’t have to negotiate.  You boss-hog your way through life and tell the other party exactly what you are going to do.  They can either take it or leave it.

We should all be embarrassed.  We should all be saddened by this.

Is our Dear Leader privy to some information that would exonerate his buddy?  No, probably not.  He just “knows” him and “knows” he wouldn’t do something like that.

Or, Billy Balls has video of our Dear Leader grabbing a lot of pussy.  That’s probably more plausible.

(I do feel sorry for all women and men who have been sexually harassed or abused in any way.  It’s a sad commentary on our society when people like Trump/O’Reilly devalue a very serious issue.) 

Trump-never wrong

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Forget what you believe in.  Forget what political party you subscribe to.  Forget everything you’ve read, every video you’ve watched about politics and just read this:

In an interview with Fox News, an incredibly “unbiased news” organization, our fearless leader displayed his endearing narcissistic personality yet again.

Fox employee Brian Kilmeade asked in the interview that aired Tuesday, “You have said, ‘I can take hits when it’s justified.’ Can you give me an example of a time when somebody was critical of you and you’ve thought, ‘I deserved that hit. I deserved that column. I deserved that’?”

Trump loosely considered the question for a moment, then quickly said, “No, probably not. I could never do that probably,” he said to laughs from the Fox & Friends trio.

Shortly after that Kilmeade gave the Donald a chance to redeem himself:

Kilmeade continued, “Do you ever think to yourself, ‘Wow I screwed that up. Wow I kind of deserved that hit’?”

“Yeah, yeah sure,” Trump admitted sheepishly, “and you know what, honestly, if I do that, and that does happen, and if I take a hit, I won’t give you any additional ammunition but over the years you make a mistake. I fully understand when they hit you.”

It’s amazing to me that Trump’s first instinct is to never take responsibility for anything he’s done or anything he’s said.  Instead, blame the “fake” news, blame everyone who holds a different view.

Again, Trump is that terrible Ex-husband/wife who can never take responsibility for anything because he’s always right.  That’s Duh’Merica’s President.

Duh’Merica gets what Duh’Merica deserves.

Duck Shit Out of Control

DUCK-DYNASTY-FLAGThis duck shit has gotten way out of control.  This was confirmed for me when I scrolled across the “breaking” news headlines on a major news website where Duck Dynasty was second only behind the Russian bombing.

What the hell Duh’Merica?
Then I looked on my personal Facebook page and a friend of mine wrote in regards to the bearded duck redneck, “Although I do not agree with what he said, I believe in his freedom to say it without censure.  It is, after all, what our troops are fighting for.”

I was satisfied with the first part of that quote, but the second part is absolute propaganda bull shit.

I guess people really believe that our troops are still fighting for our freedom.  Freedom from what?  We are already free, have been for quite a while now.

It still amazes me that so many Duh’Mericans still believe that we are freedom fighting in the middle east. Continue reading

Political Lesson 1- (dumb, white Republicans)

This will be the first in my Political Lesson series.  Don’t worry, I won’t discriminate. Lessons about Democrats and Independents are coming soon after this post.

“Refudiate,’ ‘misunderestimate,’ ‘wee-wee’d up.’ English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!” Sarah Palin via Twitter

Conservative white America jizzed all over their collective panties when Sarah Palin was paraded onto the stage as John McCain’s running mate in 2008.

Wow, that was a gigantic “HOLY SHIT” experiment.

Forget what political party she represented, she was not educated enough to be a running mate for any political election.  Shit, she wasn’t educated enough to teach Geography to first graders.

But guess what DUH’America???  All you cared about was that she was a woman; she was white, believed in God and was pro-life. Continue reading

I Approve this Message

“When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow.” Anais Nin

(So tired of the political adverts already, so nauseating)

I’m the Sandy Tongue and I approve this message…

Hey Duh’America, guess what???  Romney and Obama don’t represent you and you are kidding yourselves if you think otherwise.

Well, maybe they do represent you if you went to Harvard, never worked a real job and can’t figure out what color you are.  And maybe they do represent you if you have never had to drive your own car or never had to clean your own house.

Hey Duh’America, don’t you get it by now???  All politicians are full of shit and really only care about lining their own pockets with money.

Go ahead, continue thinking that one party is better than the other, that one party is to blame for all societal ills, continue thinking that way.

Continue listening to Fox News, continue “keeping” up with the Kardashians, continue to wonder with bachelor gets the last rose.

Continue believing in a God that is so ridiculous to believe in and bowing to fairytale religions.

Continue sleepwalking through your life like the mindless sheep you have become.

America is the biggest marketing experiment on the planet and the experiment has failed miserably.  The only problem is that the majority of Americans don’t realize it.

Why is that?  Because it’s too easy sit on the couch, watch “reality” television and try to keep up with your neighbors.

Hey Duh’America, put down the remote and read a book once in a while.  But not Fifty Shades of Lame, try a book that actually teaches you something.

I’m the Sandy Tongue, and I approve this message.

The Skittles Caper (Trayvon Martin)

As you may know, I live in Florida so that means I am inundated daily by the media about the Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman case.

Well, after some evidence was released today, I now have some theories.

The “Evidence” (I use the term in quotations because who really knows what is real in this case): Pictures were released of Zimmerman showing cuts on the back of his head and on his nose.

A convenience store surveillance camera shows Martin, in his hoody, purchasing a bag of Skittles.  The store employee didn’t appear to be scared of the terrifying black kid in a hoody (sarcasm), in fact, he took his money and gave him some change.

And apparently, the autopsy showed that there was marijuana in Martin’s bloodstream.

The Marijuana Defense: While THC was found to be in Martin’s bloodstream, they exact time when he smoked some weed can’t be determined by any test.

This brings us to quite the dilemma:  Continue reading