Attack of the Microwaves

microwaveI opened my microwave this morning and holy shit.  I have to apologize to Kellyanne Conway.  She is wise beyond her years.

Seriously, I didn’t know what to do.

What’s next Duh’Merica?  What’s next?




When Bosses Don’t Think

(This happened a while ago when I worked for two bosses who were the absolute biggest idiots in the history of business.)

So this morning my computer was acting unusually slow.  I rebooted and then my email crashed.  I told my boss about it and he told me I probably had too many “windows” open and that’s why it stopped working.

“Hmmm,” I thought to myself.  Too many windows open.

Now, I’m no IT computer genius, but I always thought that Bill Gates created “windows” so that users could open and use multiple windows at one time.  I thought that was the whole marketing gimmick there, but maybe I’m the crazy one. Continue reading