a hipster takes down Trump

Dear Mr. Trump, I’ve sat idly and watched as you have reached out to members of the community; white people, black people, Democrats and Republicans. It deeply saddens me that you have overlooked a significant part of the population who suffers from an extraordinary amount of discrimination. Hipsters. Yes, I repeat……….HIPSTERS. I guess you have […]

via A hipster’s letter to Trump — HipsterStories


a real Hipster love story….

hipster-tash_3046941bIf you want a break from the idiocy that is Duh’Merica, go visit my other blog.  It’s a terrific Hipster love story.

It’s the story of Jude the Hipster, his love Clemmy and his arch nemesis Billy Fucking Emo.

Hipster love is stinky, vintage, ironic and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Oh, and I forgot to mention, it’s probably going to be picked up by Netflix, Hulu or Amazon Prime very soon.  (Author’s note: yes, the above statement is extraordinary wishful thinking, but hey, it could happen.)

Here are a couple of my favorite bits, I promise you will laugh:

Face in the Pillows- Hipster Sex

Jude the Hipster’s Letter to Kayne

The Swim Off- Jude battles Billy Emo


outlaw hipster poetry

hipsterpoetryOne universal truth………………. hipsters love their outlaw poetry.

Check it out: Jude the hipster tries outlaw poetry

Hipster Stories is a comedic blog detailing the love story/triangle between Hipster Jude, Clemmy (his love) and Billy Fucking Emo.

Check the site out if you are interested in a ridiculously sarcastic look at the hipster and emo subcultures.  Two subcultures that should absolutely be ridiculed as often as possible.


hipster stories (i promise you will laugh)

coupleIf you like hipsters and/or making fun of hipsters, please visit my other blog.

It’s a love story between Jude, Clementine and Billy Fucking Emo. I promise you will laugh:








I’m ready for this to be produced for television or Netflix.  Please put me in touch with a producer.  This hispter love story needs to be on.