another pit bull mauling (surprise)

pitbullidiotI’m still trying to figure out why my pit bull posts are the most popular on my site.  I’ve written a hundred other posts I thought were better, but whatever.  I guess Duh’Merica loves their pit bulls, pythons and trailers.

9 Year Old Boy Mauled to Death

http://fox8.com/2016/01/05/9-year-old-california-boy-mauled-to-death-by-sisters-pit-bulls/

Dear pit bull defenders- please explain this one to me.  Never mind, Golden Retrievers would have done the same thing.

Related posts: Pit Bulls, White Trash & Ghetto A-Holes, Pit Bull Snacks on Boy’s Genitals, Pit Bull Parade

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Pit Bull Parade

pitbullidiotI’ve written about tons of different topics on my blogs throughout the years and I’ve always been amazed at how my Pit Bull posts seem to attract the most attention. It absolutely baffles me.

I have always been a dog lover and I especially love pit bulls. They truly are beautiful dogs. What angers me about them is the fact, the absolute fact, that there are too many irresponsible pit bull owners. These irresponsible owners include; white trash, ghetto fabulous trash, Hispanic trash, etc. It’s not a race thing, it’s a stupidity thing.

From www.dogsbite.org- In the 10-year period from 2005 to 2014, pit bulls killed 203 Americans and accounted for 62% of the total recorded deaths (326). Combined, pit bulls and rottweilers accounted for 74% of these deaths.

Why is this such a polarizing topic? Why do so many people scratch their balls off to defend pit bulls? I just don’t get it.  I think the statistics speak for themselves. Pit bulls can be very fucking dangerous.

I haven’t seen the studies yet, but I’m pretty sure that these same irresponsible pit bull owners probably have pythons, exotic sword collections and quite possibly numerous varieties of Chinese throwing stars.

To help this dire situation I think the following rules should be implemented immediately regarding pit bull ownership:

In order to own a pit bull, one must-

  1. Have a full time job
  2. At least own the trailer they live or “stay” at
  3. Have less than 6 children living with them
  4. Have at least a High School diploma or GED
  5. Have a working refrigerator

While the list could be much longer, I think this is a good start.

Sadly though, I fear the Pit Bull Parade will never stop. The saddest part is that most irresponsible pit bull owners have them because it makes them feel tough. Awesome, thanks Duh’Merica.

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(Related Pit Bull Posts: Pit Bull Snacks on Boy’s Genitals; Mad, Dumb-Ass Pit Bull Defender; Pit Bulls, White Trash & Ghetto Fabulous; Banging a Pit Bull)

Dear Kyle (the troll pit-bull owner)

whitetrashSadly, my posts about pit-bull owners seem to attract the most attention.  After reading my post; Pit Bulls, White Trash & Ghetto Fabulous A-holes, an incredibly angry pit-bull owner named Kyle sent me the following comment:

“The jackass that made this blog needs dog bit. I own a pit and have bred dozens of small breeds for years. Bit atleast a dozen times and it was stupid yuppie people with furr ball house dogs. Your stats may be close to right but you can’t blame it on the breed. Guarantee small furry dogs bite ten times more than pits but it’s never recorded. Wonder why??? Jackass’s like you”

Thank you Kyle for supporting just about everything in my post that relates to DUMB-ASS Pit-Bull owners.  Essentially, your quote is nonsense.  I do want to thank you for letting me know that I “needs dog bit.”

So how long did it take to pass the high school equivalency exam?  It probably sucked that the test proctors wouldn’t let you bring your seeing-eye Pit-Bull into the exam with you.  Discrimination is terrible.  You must fully understand now how Rosa Parks felt. Continue reading

Mad, Dumb-Ass Pit Bull Defender (Hilarious)

Well, a while ago, I wrote a post about Pit Bulls and how I get tired of hearing people defending them.  Pit Bulls, White Trash & Ghetto Fabulous A-Holes

I thought it may get some negative feedback and below are the comments from a Pit Bull lover and my replies:

June: “Your so fucking stupid! Go look up what breeds of dogs have the most attacks per year! I have 3 pit bulls and a 3 yr old and 3 month old baby! U make me sick! I trust my pit bulls! Can’t trust my blue heeler with my children or other animals at all.. now answer this TRUTHFULLY! HAVE YOU EVER EVEN MET A PIT BULL?! HAVE YOU BEEN ATTACKED? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BITTEN BY A DOG?! AND WHAT FUCKING BREED WAS IT?!” Continue reading

Pit Bulls, White Trash & Ghetto Fabulous A-holes

(I’m reposting this because it was one of my most popular posts)

I have always loved animals, especially dogs.  I grew up with pet boxers and love them to this day.  Currently, I don’t have any pets because of allergies and laziness; I like to be able to leave my home without worrying about taking care of animals.

I grow increasingly tired of listening to people trying to defend why Pit Bulls are gentle and non-dangerous.  Here are my thoughts:

  • Pit Bulls were originally bred as “catch-dogs” to hunt down wild cattle and wild hogs
  • Their jaws are ridiculously strong
  • Ghetto fabulous assholes have used Pit Bulls as fighting dogs to make money for years (insert Michael Vick jokes here)
  • Drug dealers, of all races, use Pit Bulls to protect their stash houses
  • Rednecks use Pit Bulls to hunt hogs and to make themselves feel tougher
  • White Trash use Pit Bulls to protect their trailers and to accompany their exotic snake collections
  • Men with small dicks have Pit Bulls because they can’t afford Corvettes

You know, Pit Bulls are beautiful dogs, but they will always be incredibly dangerous.  Even if one is raised correctly, they can still be deadly.

There is a reason why you don’t hear about Golden Retrievers mutilating humans; they just don’t have the temperament or jaw strength that a Pit Bull has.

Hey White Trash, thanks for having a Pit Bull near your little daughter, well done asshole. Poor kid.

Here’s the huge difference: if a Retriever bites you it will probably draw some blood and you may need a Band-Aid.  If a Pit Bull bites you, depending upon your age and size, you will need stitches and you may die.

So, as long as America has Dumb Rednecks, Ghetto Fabulous Assholes, White Trash and men with small dicks; Pit Bulls will always be dangerous.

Pit Bull Attacks a 3 year-old in Florida

In a couple earlier posts, I commented pointedly about dumb-ass pit bull owners and ruffled a few feathers:

Pit Bulls, White Trash & Ghetto Fabulous A-holes

and another one:

Mad, Dumb-Ass Pit Bull Defender (Hilarious)

A recent story near my home town, just proves my theories about dumb-ass pit bull owners who have no business owning any kind of dog, especially a potentially dangerous breed.

A 3 year-old is at a hospital in serious condition after being bitten by a pit bull mix.  According to the dog’s owner, the little girl fell on the dog’s back and that’s why the pit bull mix bit her.

What an idiot, a 3 year-old should know better than to accidentally fall on a dog, silly little fucker. (sarcasm)

You know, I once fell on a Golden Retriever and guess what????  He licked me in the face.

Check this out, this video will make all decent dog owners cringe and shit their pants at the same time: OWNER SAYS PIT BULL ATTACK WAS AN ACCIDENT

Please tell me you clicked the video link and listened to the ghetto fabulous assholes talking about the attack.  Well done America, China just won again.

Again, for all you people who love pit bulls, I’ve never said all pit bulls are bad, they just all have the potential to be bad.  Especially when dumb-asses are allowed to own them.

After reading this story and watching the video, go ahead and tell me that the owner of the pit bull mix should be allowed to have any pets.  Go ahead pit bull defenders, if this was a Jack Russell Terrier, I’m thinking the girl wouldn’t be in the hospital.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, keep on arguing.