Wow, wow, wow. Even with a Republican majority in the House, they still couldn’t present a passable healthcare bill to replace Obamacare.
Our President, the self proclaimed Great Negotiator, couldn’t get a deal done. Surely, he will take some responsibility for this……………. uh, no.
That’s because he’s never actually been a great deal maker or negotiator of any kind. He’s just a billionaire who boss-hogs his way through every deal he’s ever made others do. Billionaires don’t negotiate, they tell the other side exactly what to do. And then the other side with less money and less power gives in.
This is truly amazing. Even in times of total control, the Republican party is fractured and a terrible mess. Hell, they only had about six years to create a good plan. Oops. Damn Democrats getting in the way again (sarcasm).
So, the terrible Ex strikes again. Trump blames is inadequacies, his failures and his lack of deal making ability on other people. Exactly how a bad ex would react; BLAME, BLAME, BLAME and BLAME. It’s never their fault.
This is our President. This is the leader of the free world. This is a disgrace.
(Thought I would re-post this given the current debacle he’s in. I actually heard him say that he found out about everything after he finished “working out.” Yeah right.)
Are you really going to be running for President in 2016? Are you really going to be the face of the Republican Party?
Well, I guess you are a fairly accurate representation of the American people. After all, I think it’s being reported that around 36% of all American adults aged 20 and over are considered obese.
Even after your lap-band surgery, you still appear to be almost morbidly obese. But there is plenty of time for you to “de-supersize” yourself before you make a bid for the presidency.
I’m not sure what it says about a person who has to have a band surgically implanted around their stomach to curb their voracious appetite. This apparent lack of self control makes me a bit worried about how you may behave yourself if elected President.
Forget about religion and gay marriage, let’s talk about GMO’s and large sodas. Yippeeee.
Could you imagine the power you would have? You could have sexy hookers feed you chicken wings while they dancing naked around your own personal “oral”, I mean oval office. Continue reading →
The pillow is so comfortable; so damn comfortable as you sink into the feathers. It was a long night of catching up on Honey Boo-Boo episodes, you deserve a rest.
Shhhhh, don’t wake up. While you count Kardashians jumping over your drool-stained cheeks, America is supplying weapons to a new group of dark-skinned rebels who will one day crash another plane.
The temperature is perfect; so damn perfect with the ceiling fan on full blast. You pull one leg out from the sheets to remain cool. After all, the jacuzzi scene on the Bachelor was hot tonight. All those strangers sucking face. You would cut your arm off to be the next star.
Shhhhhh, don’t turn over to quickly, you might wake. While you dream of McRibb sandwiches, America just listened to every one of your phone calls and read all of your text messages because you used the word “B O M B” on Words With Friends.
The birds are starting to chirp as you stretch your arms above your head. What a good sleep, maybe you should roll back over and get another 30 minutes or another 30 years. While you decide to hit snooze, America is still trying to convince the world that prayer will make everything better.
Shhhh…. Duh’Merica is sleeping and I’m afraid they will never wake up.
(The election doesn’t really matter because the mouthbreathers have already won)
Thanks so much for voting on election day, the rest of us who read books truly appreciate it. (sarcasm) I do worry though that you may be confused with the ballot.
After all, it’s a bit more difficult to understand than the Waffle House picture menus you are used to. Remember, you can’t vote for “covered” or “smothered”, because the major candidates are already consumed with both and you don’t have to choose.
Mouthbreathers for Obama: Thanks for casting your vote solely because his skin is a somewhat darker than the white candidate. You do realize that he’s a half-white, correct?
You do realize that Obama is Harvard educated and has never even attempted to walk in your ghetto scarred shoes, correct? You do realize that he’s about as close to ghetto as you are as close to knowing where Harvard is, correct?
Thanks again for casting your vote because you thought he was going to pay your gas bill.
Mouthbreathers for Romney: Wow, you dumb-ass, bible thumping crackers make me want to peel my pale skin from my bones and throw out all my Mountain Dew.
NEWSFLASH- He’s a fucking Mormon. That’s right, magical-fucking-underwear. Wow, well done religious right. Continue reading →