a question for “christians”

(Disclaimer: I think all politicians are self-serving, pieces of shit)

angry_trump_0Of all the incredible events from the election and our revelations from our now President Trump, one thing has truly baffled me:

How in the hell can Christians, from evangelicals to the mild believer, have voted for Trump?  How in the context of the Bible was that even possible?

I feel like Trump embodies several characteristics that most churches throughout our country view as abhorrent and very non-Christ like.  There are numerous biblical verses that provide examples of this, below are a few of my favorites:

“For where jealousy and selfish ambition exist, there is disorder and every evil thing.” James 3:16

“He who separates himself seeks his own desire, he quarrels against all sound wisdom.” Proverbs 18:1

“Do nothing from selfishness or empty conceit, but with humility of mind regard one another as more important than yourselves.” Philippians 2:3

Again, I ask all Christians….. How could you have voted for Trump?  How?  How?  I honestly want to know.  I want to hear how you justify it.

As I’m left to form my own opinions about this, I have to speculate.   It appears to me that your hatred of the other candidates, which is highly un-biblical, led you to “settle” for Trump.

Or was is because Trump picked an evangelical VP in Mike Pence???  Do you really think Pence will be able to calm Trump down?  Seriously???

I am honestly asking for Christians to comment on this post and help me understand this.  Please comment.  I promise I will only engage in intelligent discourse.  I’m not writing this post to fight, I truly want to understand.





Pat Robertson (the true sign of the apocalypse)

Holy fuck.  Will someone please stop this man from speaking???  I beg you to watch the link and listen to this ranting, raving lunatic.

I will never understand why so many christians are terrified of gay people.  Why do they use one passage from Leviticus to support their hatred?  Why don’t they adhere to the other bull shit passages from Leviticus?

Pat Robertson is wonderful for spouting some of the craziest bull shit from his pretentious, white mouth.  From blaming the Haiti earthquake on gays to this idiotic rant about gay rights leading to animal fucking, this dude is a riot.

His repression is so immense I’m willing to bet that he probably has 3 or 4 Filipino boys tied up in his basement with ball gags in their mouths.  After he gets home from a long day of bashing the unholy, he puts on his assless chaps and tosses the Filipino boys salads for about three hours.  Then he goes to bed, wakes up and continues to berate that which he is most afraid of…………… gay sex.

Dear Religious people, Pat Robertson is the true sign of the apocalypse.  Make sure to keep sending him money, keep sending money, keep sending money……….your reward is everlasting life in heaven.

The Great Bill Hicks and Christianity

The Great Bill Hicks talking about Christians

Absolutely brilliant.  If I could resurrect one person in this world, it would be Bill.