Mandatory Sterilization (Yep, I said it)

I am a proponent of mandatory sterilization and here is why: (my true feelings mixed with some humor)

I believe that some people should not be allowed to breed.  For example, a while ago a mother left her two infant children alone in a bath tub while she was outside on her patio surfing the web.

Solution easy– tie her tubes, she shouldn’t be allowed to have any more children and take the one surviving child away from her.

Any time a mother or father does something this stupid, they should lose their breeding privileges and they should be sterilized.  Why should they be allowed the potential to harm any more children?  Makes no sense to me.

I mean when someone gets a few DUI’s or speeding tickets, the government takes your license away.  Why not sterilize then?  If a parent makes 2 idiotic life threatening mistakes in respect to their children, bring out the scalpel.

“But I didn’t think little Skeeter would get hurt if I locked him inside the house with my 3 pit bulls while I was out buying lotto tickets and getting another case of Natural Lite Ice, he is 3 years old now.”

Sorry dip-shit, put your feet in the stirrups, it’s time to get neutered.

I know what you are thinking…….“but surely there will be opposition from the people you are wanting to sterilize.”

Of course there will be opposition, but that’s an easy fix.  All you have to do is offer them cases of Mountain Dew, Benson & Hedges cigs, barrels of ranch dressing, gift certificates to Dollar General, or free tanning coupons.  That should do the trick.

“I didn’t know that if I left Betty Lou locked in the car while I ran into Cato looking for stirrup pants that she could get injured.  I mean I even turned the car off and rolled up the windows so as to make sure the engine didn’t make her hot.  It was only 95 degrees out.  I really needed them stirrup pants anyhow, I had to try on 4 pairs, I was only gone 45 minutes.”

Sorry miss, put your feet in the stirrups, it’s time to harvest your uterus.

Seriously, there are plenty of people who shouldn’t be allowed to breed.  Sterilization seems like a great idea to me.  Any thoughts??

eat, shit, breed, repeat………….

maxresdefaultWe humans are all animals, there’s no getting around that fact.  We eat, shit, breed and repeat.  Just like dogs, cats, birds, worms, etc.

But damn, we humans have such a high fucking opinion of ourselves.  We are the center of our universe.  We are so intellectually evolved.  We build pretty, shiny, big things.  We read, we write, we communicate so eloquently.

But, we still eat, shit, breed and repeat.

The most genius minds on this planet still pull down their pants each day, sit on a porcelain toilet and evacuate their bowels.  Just like a dog shitting in your yard.  The shit is no different.

We strut around our planet like we are the fucking kings.  Just like all those who were here before us.  All those who we now make fun of for believing that the Earth was flat.   But, alas, we are smarter than them.  We are so much better than them.

But, we still eat, shit, breed and repeat………. just like they did.

 

 

 

 

Dear Mr. Redneck

I was behind you in traffic again today. The over sized tires on your camouflaged truck made me feel like a dwarf and the silver balls hanging from your trailer hitch made me want to throw up the salad I had for lunch.

But that’s alright, I understand your need to put testicles on the back of your truck. I get it.

RACE, GUNS & INBREEDING: You did seem like you were in a hurry as you were speeding and weaving in and out of traffic. I thought maybe a deer was running free in the area or that maybe there were some “towel heads” getting close to the airport.

Got to get rid of them dark-skinned people. I’m guessing you weren’t rushing home to catch the latest Will and Grace episode or What’s Happening re-runs.

Maybe the National Rifle Association was having a meeting and you were running late. I think I heard there was a Charlton Heston tribute going on somewhere. I know, I know, “guns don’t’ kill people, people do.”

Yeah, but if there weren’t guns then how would anyone……..oh never mind. It is your constitutional right to bear arms and I don’t mean give birth to additional extremities.
 I’m not too sure though if it’s your right to continual spit in the face of evolution with your constant sister-mating and mullet rat-tails. Continue reading

Strip Club Babysitter- the White Trash Chronicles

I’m going to start this new series where I occasionally comment on real news stories involving anything “white-trash” related.  These stories will all lend credibility to my belief that America should institute a “mandatory sterilization” policy for all people who should not be allowed to breed.

For example; Casey Anthony, all of the Kardashians, Lil’Wayne, all white supremacists, the Osmonds, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

The stories speak for themselves.

Chapter I. Strip Club Babysitter

A couple left their 4 year-old child in their car for an hour while they went into a Florida strip club.  Now, although the parents appear to be of Hispanic descent, this is definitely an act taken directly from the “white trash handbook of life.”

Please remember, I’m using the term “handbook” very loosely here.  It’s more like life directions whittled into the wood steps of their trailers.

By the way, it was about 88 degrees that day and probably over 100 inside a car.

But, if these parents truly followed white trash laws, they would have left the window cracked and given their child a few Red Bulls, pixie sticks and a cigarette to play with.  No lighter though, they wouldn’t want their kid to set the family Datsun on fire.

How about this?

Dad– open your legs and now we take your balls.

Mom– put your feet in the stirrups and get ready to have your uterus harvested.

There is no reason in the world why these two should ever be allowed to breed again.  Go ahead, try to tell me I’m wrong here.

Tagging, my first attempt

Alright, so I’ve been tagged by a few people, which I greatly appreciate.  I apologize for taking so long to reply, but I’ve had to travel a lot for work lately and have kids to feed.  So here goes my first attempt at this.  If I left someone out who has tagged me, I do apologize, I’m not very organized and get lost on the internet frequently.  I mean no disrespect.

Some of my favorite blogs:

http://aspoonfulofsuga.wordpress.com/ : wonderful, insightful, incredible life perspective, extraordinarily creative, inspirational

http://pigeonheartponderings.wordpress.com/  : all around cool as hell, extremely intelligent, quirky, kick ass advice

http://howtodateboys.wordpress.com/ : unique story teller and amazing commentator of dating “boys”, quite funny

http://retrorambling.wordpress.com/: TidiousTed, very cool retro blog posts

http://retrorambling.wordpress.com/:  Some quick, cool posts

1. What’s the best thing that happened to you in the last 36 hours? I ate some Southwest Egg Rolls at Chilis.  They are magical.

2. What are your pet peeves?  Old people who pass gas in public, old people who get in my way, old people who smell.  Pretty much most old people.  I live in Florida, it’s gets very fucking annoying dodging the elderly every day. Continue reading