The Terrible EX (our president)

madtrumpTrump falsely claimed that his victory was “the biggest electoral college win since Ronald Reagan.”  When reporter Peter Alexander called him out on this, Trump stumbled; talked about campaign promises and did everything he could to skirt the critique.

Our President- so elegant, so polished and so prepared (sarcasm).  Doesn’t this type of behavior sound familiar???

Back in January when CNN reporter Jim Acosta tried to ask a question at a press conference, this is how our “leader” responded:

“Your organization is terrible.” Don’t be rude.  I’m not going to give you a question.  You are fake news,” before taking a question from a Breitbart reporter.  Doesn’t this type of behavior sound familiar???

In the interest of brevity, I won’t list the numerous other times our “leader” has acted in this manner.

I’m not surprised at all that Trump decries fake news only when it suits him.  He absolutely loved the fake news that millions of Duh’Mericans spread on social media that helped him win the election.

This is exactly what the Terrible Ex-Husband/Wife does; deny everything that makes them look bad.  Call everyone who criticizes them a name.   If you attempt to show them that they are incorrect, they call you another name and tell you ten other things they are great at.

Sadly, our President and “leader” of the free world is that Terrible Ex-Husband/Wife who we all can’t stomach.

But Trump is absolutely brilliant at one thing; Exploiting the poorly educated, narrow-minded, delusional bigots who love the catchy headline that fits their respective narratives.

This is Duh’Merica and Trump is King of the Duh’Mericans.

And unfortunately, you can never fully get rid of that Terrible Ex.  Never.

our president (an easy critique)

(disclaimer: I believe all politicians are shit)

trumpmelbourneI sat through the horrible dung-parade election.  I watched as millions of people in our country decided to let hate rule their lives and their voting reflected that hatred.

The level of idiocy in Duh’Merica is staggering.

 

President Donald J. Trump in a nutshell:

  • He behaves like a terrible ex-husband or ex-wife; when confronted by anyone about anything, he yells at them and tells them they are losers.  If you present him with valid facts that prove he’s dishonest and making shit up, it’s “fake news” and you are an “idiot.”

  • Negotiator in Chief?????? A true negotiator is not someone who does whatever they can to win at all costs.  A true negotiator doesn’t use his/her money and power to get their way.  That’s what a bully does.
  •  Pep Rally President– When everything appears to be spiraling into the toilet, he pretends that he’s on the campaign trail again.  He flew in to Melbourne, FL and talked about how great he is.  How he’s going to make “America Great Again,” to the thunderous applause from a large gaggle of uninformed, delusional right-wing zealots.
  • His Debt– Wouldn’t it be interesting to actually know exactly who our President and his businesses owe money to?  My guess is that it would probably explain his position on Russia and the countries he left off of the travel ban list.

While I’m not a fatalist, our country is in a very bad place right now.  Too many people have let their ignorance and hatred rule their decisions.

Our President is an absolute, fucking joke.  This is what I know to be real.

 

 

Million Hipster March-a new Trump protest

After Jude’s terrible week dealing with being berated by President Trump, Clemmy finally reached out to him. She texted- “Jude, I think I have all of our problems solved, sending u an email now, dearest Clemmy.” Jude finally had a light at the end of the tunnel. He opened the email on his phone immediately: […]

via Million Hipster March (screw Trump) — HipsterStories

Trump replies to a hipster

Dear Hipster Schmuck, Believe it or not, I did read your letter. Well, I had someone read it to me. And I have a few things to tell you. Thanks for not voting for me. I didn’t need your sorry, smelly Hipster vote. You are exactly what’s wrong with this country. You are a perfect […]

via Trump replies to a hipster — HipsterStories

People protesting DOES NOTHING

protesterSo thousands and thousands of people marched for equal rights yesterday.  And guess what????  Absolutely nothing changed and nothing will change because people walked around with signs.

You know why?  Because Trump, his cabinet and his supporters don’t give a shit.  They won, you didn’t.  And they love it.

Politically, they will do whatever they want to do with no care for you and your protests.  You will have sore feet and a crotch rash and nothing will change for the better.

Stop posting how “proud” you are of everyone who walked around with a sign.  Your sign doesn’t mean jack, fucking, shit.  They only people who care about your protest were the people walking next to you.

You were preaching to your own choir, but you slept well last night.  And that’s all that matters.

Look, Trump is an asshole, this is true.  He’s a sexist, egotistical asshole and should never be anyone’s president, but he is.  And there are 60 something million people who voted for him and they are also assholes.gty-womens-march-washington-4-jt-170121_mn_4x3t_384

But Hillary sucked giant donkey balls too.  Don’t try to tell me differently, I’m stating facts.

Instead of making signs and chanting maybe you should do something else.

Like feed a homeless kid, volunteer at a domestic abuse shelter or help and old person cross the street.  Those are things you can actually do in your community that make a real difference.

You decry the evil that is Trump and then walk around with signs.  You are part of Duh’Merica, embrace it.

(Please comment and tell me how your protests/marches from yesterday did anything, please)

a hipster takes down Trump

Dear Mr. Trump, I’ve sat idly and watched as you have reached out to members of the community; white people, black people, Democrats and Republicans. It deeply saddens me that you have overlooked a significant part of the population who suffers from an extraordinary amount of discrimination. Hipsters. Yes, I repeat……….HIPSTERS. I guess you have […]

via A hipster’s letter to Trump — HipsterStories

Trump meets with Steve Harvey???

Yeah, I’m real fucking confused.  Our president, D Trump, took a meeting with annoyingly mustachioed “comedian” Steve Harvey.  Hold the fucking phone here.

Our Fearless Leader Meets With Steve Harvey

What the what?  What the fuck?  Fuck the what?

According to reporters, the first thing our golden-haired president did was call Ben Carson and put him on speaker.  Well, hell yeah.  It makes sense that he called the only black person he knows to join the conversation.steve-harvey-donald-trump

And then they talked about how to help people in the inner cities.

Yes, you heard that correctly.  President Golden Shower spoke with two incredibly wealthy black dudes who haven’t lived in a ghetto since they were children.  Wow, now that’s progress.

I’m sure that every poor, real ghetto person feels better today.  They probably walked outside and quoted Ice Cube, “Today, I didn’t even have to use my AK.  I got a say it was a good day.”

(Someone should probably tell Dr. Carson who Ice Cube is.)

Probably the best part for me will be when all the pasty, white conservatives will pound their chest and say, “See, Mr. Trump really cares about the black community.  He’s going to make a difference.”

Duh’Merica, you are a dirty, dirty whore.  Go to the clinic and get tested immediately.