“They stand best, who kneel most.”
I’m guessing that this particular church was going for a quote about praying, hence the kneeling reference.
But, my immediate thoughts revolved around oral sex and more specifically, blowjobs.
If the quote is indeed to be homage to people who pray, I’m having trouble grasping the logic behind it. So, the more someone kneels on the ground praying, the better they stand?
I’m not a doctor, but I don’t think frequent kneeling is conducive to good posture. So by my logic, those who kneel too much will probably not be able to stand very well at all.
I’m very afraid that “Frequent Kneelers” may end up with horribly bad posture and terrible back problems. How could a church promote such actions that would be a detriment to the health of their worshipers? Continue reading