(The past few days I noticed that my site views were higher than normal so I check out what was being viewed the most. I was a little surprised to see that my top three blog posts for the week were about John Travolta, Rednecks and pit bulls.)
So, I decided to write a little story that incorporates all three:
Pam the Bartender– she’s about 48 years old, with stringy blonde hair and looks like a meth addict.
John Travolta- playing himself of course
Skeeter the Redneck– a very prideful Southern man who obviously hates gays, blacks and anyone who doesn’t believe in God. He’s about 6’4” tall and built like a lumberjack, a big goatee and mullet hair.
Hitler the Pit-Bull- Skeeter’s dog who will attack, he has a Confederate Flag collar
Fade In– a somewhat seedy bar in Sanford, Fl (where the Trayvon Martin ordeal took place). Travolta is already sitting at the bar, smiling creepily and ordering Cosmopolitans as Skeeter walks in with his pit bull Hitler. Continue reading