Trump Royal Family- do you still believe?

donjr(Disclaimer: I think all politicians are self-serving assholes.  My criticism of the Trump Royal Family is not an endorsement for Obama, the Clinton’s or the Bush family.)

A recent poll shows some historically terrible numbers for Lord Trump.  Now, I’m sure most of the hardcore Trump supporters will scream that this poll is “Fake News.”  But remember, any time a poll fits one of your narratives, it then becomes true.

You can’t have it both ways.  Not all polls and not all media are fake.  Don’t tell me the media sucks and then parrot everything Fox News and Rush Limbaugh reports.  Please, at least attempt to be honest with yourself.tumblr_inline_nzrlbglXpe1qf8pbv_500

I seriously wonder about the following questions:

  • Do you really still believe in Trump? 
  • Do you really still believe that every negative media report is “Fake News”? 
  • Is everything negative really everyone else’s fault?
  • How can Christians support Trump?
  • Are you really this blind?

I have a genuine curiosity as to how anyone can now defend Trump.  I totally get that people were tired of Hillary.  That’s 100% understandable.  Sadly, I even understand how hatred for Hillary led people to vote for Trump.  I say “sadly” because using hatred to justify a vote is pretty fucking sad.

And, I’m still amazed that so many evangelicals voted for a man who seldom exhibits any Chrisitian-like qualities.  (Please help me understand this)

As an objective political observer; I’m tired of hearing about Hillary’s emails, Seth Rich and any other item that has nothing to do with Trump’s current presidency.  Hillary lost, she’s gone and doesn’t fucking matter any more.

Hey Trump Royal Family- stop pointing your fingers at everyone else and take some fucking responsibility for YOUR actions.

Hey Trump Supporters- get your fucking heads out of the sand and learn what objectivity is.  You are starting to look incredibly foolish.

Bradentucky Man & Putin

Bradentucky Man and Putin, a real man’s opinion

BRADENTUCKY MAN

putin-629959Bradentucky Man is a proud American.  No one can say I don’t love my country.  I love America almost as much as I love Bradentucky.

So I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I think Putin is playing the Trump family like a fine Russian fiddle.

I can’t believe what I’ve been reading about Don Jr. and his dumfuckery with that meeting.

I guess I understand it a little.  I mean you dangle some fine, Russian hotty in front of him and he bit hard.  But damn, you put it in emails??????trumpjr

Come on man.  Even Bradentucky Man knows you don’t put anything in email that you don’t want people to see.

Shit, that’s why I only use Snapchat.  You take a picture and they disappear forever.  You would be amazed at how many cock-shots I’ve sent with that app.  Can I get a “HELL YEAH?”

But seriously. …

View original post 100 more words

Back in the USSR……….

donjr(Disclaimer: I think all politicians are self-serving assholes.  Don’t mistake my criticism of the Trump Royal Family as an endorsement for Obama or Hillary.)

Good fucking lord.  Now even more information is coming out about Prince Don Jr. and his “adoption” meeting.  Seriously?  A former Russian Intel officer.

What’s next?  Was Monica Lewinsky under Don Jr’s desk licking his balls while he inquired about “adoption?” Or was he willingly working with a hostile foreign power to help his father become president????

Just read the fucking emails, it’s very specific and very clear.  Shut up with your “fake-news” narrative.  Just shut the fuck up.

I will say though, it is relieving that when Prince Fuck-Boy was explaining himself on Fox News he wasn’t the least bit smug, condescending or arrogant.  Oh wait, never mind, that’s exactly what he was…………. a spoiled, fucking asshole.

I don’t care what party you support, it’s time to wake the fuck up.

Oh shit, my bad.  No one will wake up because this is Duh’Merica.  And this is what Duh’Merica deserves.

 

seriously Don Jr. seriously????

lawyer(Disclaimer: I hate all politicians.  Please don’t mistake my criticism of our current royal family as an endorsement for Hillary or Obama.)

Wow, what a fucking dumb ass.  Don Trump Jr. actually fell for the oldest spy trick in the book.

So you mean to tell me that all Russia had to do was dangle some good-looking foreign pussy in front of Don Jr.???  And he took the bait, just like a teen-age boy desperate to see some titty.

Holy fuck, our country is doomed.  Haven’t any of the Trumps ever watched the Americans?  This same scenario happens in almost every fucking episode.  Men are so fucking stupid, so fucking easy to fool.  Well done Don Jr.

“Hey Don Jr., I have bad, bad info on Hilary for you or father.  Can come to your office and talk about it, no?”  said any Russian with tits.

Don Jr. is the guy most real men want to punch in the face.  Just watch his Fox News interview regarding his idiocy.  He’s so fucking smug.  He is privilege gone out of control.

But it really doesn’t matter.  Nothing will happen to him, nothing will happen to his father.  Because they are rich and they are almighty and that’s how Duh’Merica works.

We created this.  We deserve this.  We are Duh’Merica.

Almost forgot….. I hope that Russian adoption thing works out.

 

 

life quotes from Bradentucky Man

Life quotes from a true man

BRADENTUCKY MAN

arkYou’ve probably seen some of these on social media or in many of the several reputable media outlets.

Bradentucky Man prides himself on his self-proclaimed “brilliant” insights about life.

But in case you missed them,  here are some of Bradentucky Man’s best quotes:

On politicians: “You can spray a pile of shit with Fabreeze, but it’s still a pile of shit. When you get close to it, you are still going to want to puke.”

On religion: “Ain’t no way in hell that Noah built a damn ark without gettin’ ate up by a tiger or bitten by a damn cobra.  Come on people.  Stop praying and get a job.”

On immigration: “Let em’ all in, I got my guns bitches.  Bring it on.”

On racism: “Look, stop all the bull shit.  There is white-trash, black-trash, mexican-trash and asian-trash.  Trash don’t care about color.”

On life: “Eat. sleep, get drunk…

View original post 11 more words

Freedom protects the idiots too

0530-kathy-griffin-graphic-donald-trump-head-cut-off-tyler-sheilds-9Kathy Griffin is a shit comedian.  She’s not funny.  She’s not talented.  I can’t tell which is more offensive; her face or the fake Trump head.

These are my opinions.

I am allowed to express my opinions because of the First Amendment.

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” The First Amendment

People often forget that the First Amendment protects everyone’s speech.  It protects a preacher quoting the Bible just like it protects a Satanist talking shit about God.

It doesn’t just protect what you like/dislike or what I like/dislike.  That’s the beauty of America.  We have this freedom.  We can walk outside and say whatever we want without fear of being beheaded.

So stop freaking out over a washed-up, shit comedian’s feeble attempt to remain relevant.  Don’t watch her.  Don’t listen to her.  Don’t purchase anything that she could make money from.  Simple.

Conservatives are always talking about the “pussification” of America.  How about drinking your own Kool-Aid now………… you bunch a pussies.

Kathy Griffin doesn’t represent the Left.  She represents herself.  And she is fucking pathetic.

But then again, we are Duh’Merica and this is exactly what we deserve.

the Redneck Parade (when Trump returns)

horsetrumpWhen Trump returns from his first global visit (the greatest presidential global visit in the history of America): there will be a parade to celebrate.  Not just any parade, the greatest parade ever………… the greatest parade in the history of ever.

Trump, our dear leader, will ride in on a gigantic white stallion (of course it will be white).  The stallion’s name will be “Nationalism.”  Our Dear Leader will ride Nationalism without a saddle, because he’s a stud like that.

It has nothing to do with ironic symbolism. (That symbolism being the absence of stability within this administration).

Our Dear Leader will be riding Nationalism extremely erect with his usual victorious smile and brandishing two gigantic, gold six shooters.  The bullets will streak into the air with smoke signal slogans of ; Muslim Ban, Jail Hillary, Fuck the FBI, Fake News, No Russian Collusion, etc.

While watching the bullet smoke signals, the angry white Rednecks will applaud loudly; even though they have trouble reading and continually become distracted by their opposable thumbs.

But what they do know is that whatever their Dear Leader says is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TRUE.  They continue to applaud and applaud and applaud and applaud until they need a Mountain Dew refill, only then does the crowd quiet.

Unfortunately, Our Dear Leader realized the power of the Redneck Vote.  They are so easily fooled, so easily influenced, so easily agitated.  It only took a few truly fake news stories and an agenda of hate to win their votes.  And their votes were many.

Every night I look to the sky and cry; pleading with the aliens to come take me to their home.  Far, far away from this planet.