Like most people, I love music. I understand that everyone has different tastes, but there are several bands that I think absolutely suck giant donkey balls who are incredibly famous. I just don’t get it. Please, somebody help me.
Here’s my list of overrated bands, in no particular order:
Aerosmith– An androgynous lead singer and one of their most famous songs is called “Love in an Elevator”. Come on people, that’s just ridiculous. And ladies, Steven Tyler is not hot by any stretch of the imagination. Did you notice him ogling pre-teens as an American Idol judge? Pure rock star there.
Bruce Springsteen– “Born in the U.S.A.”, no shit Bruce, as if we couldn’t tell. I refuse to listen to his music until he stops chewing on marbles. Please, someone enlighten me as to what language he speaks. Is it English, is it blue-collar Jersey, is it some form of white Ebonics? The best thing Bruce did was get his guitarist a lead role on the Sopranos.
The Smiths– no offense to homosexuals, but this band is as queer as a football bat. The hair, the pageantry, the flitting around the microphone like it’s a luscious cock, need I say more?
The Rolling Stones– Yes, I went there. Talk about a grotesques group of over-achievers, WOW. Mick Jagger looks like a horribly miscalculated Muppett creation and Keith Richards looks like a cigarette that has been shoved up a homeless guys ass, dipped in Scotch and smoked yet again. No band can stay together for 150 years and be considered great.
Oasis– What-the-fuck-ever. Here’s the story morning glory. You are a band of petulant, whiny, uni-brow wearing Brits who are dying to be Radiohead. Please stay away from Glastonbury and do not attempt a comeback. “Champagne Super Nova in the Sky?” Exactly, I rest my case.
Thanks for listening to another one of my rants. I appreciate it.
In case you were wondering, a few of my favorite bands are; The Pixies, Radiohead, G-Love and the Special Sauce, Sublime, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Mickey Avalon and Yellowman. Hopefully they aren’t on your overrated list.