Well, I enjoy poking fun at hipsters so I decided to start a series of hipster posts about Jude the Hipster and his adventures in every day life.
Jude– the Hipster, no description necessary
Sara– the Drug Store Clerk, about 22 years old and very, very average looking.
Fade In: A typical Walgreens drug store in a slightly urban, but not too urban area. Jude, wearing corduroys, a super tight shirt that says OBAMA ROCKS and a sporty purple fedora, walks into the store and heads directly to the pharmacy in the back to buy some condoms, but he has several questions for Sara the clerk.
Jude- (with confidence) Hi there. I was wondering if could answer a couple questions for me about your prophylactic products.
Sara- (a little embarrassed) Sure, I guess. I will do the best I can.
Jude- (stroking his ironic mustache) Great. Well, I like to hang out downtown and I drink a lot of craft beer.
Just last night I tried a wonderful Belgian IPA that tasted like hops that only Bavarian Monks could produce. Anyway, I digress.
Drinking a lot, coupled with my fancy mustache, I always tend to, you know, attract the ladies. Do you get my drift???
Sara- (feeling uncomfortable) I guess, what exactly is your question? Continue reading