I’ve raised dogs before and I am currently raising four children. I can say, without a fucking doubt, that my honor students are smarter than whatever dog you have.
And here’s how I can prove it:
- Your dog licks its own ass and genitalia on a regular basis and doesn’t brush its teeth. So, in essence, your dog has ass-crotch breath.
- Your dog sniffs crotches, a lot
- Your dog can’t eat without you, my kids can use a microwave and an oven
- Your dog pisses the floor when it hears thunder, my kids understand that thunder is just a noise
- You have to cut your dog’s toenails……………enough said
I love dogs as much as the next person, but please relax with the bumper stickers.
Your dog will never be smarter than my honor students. As a matter of fact, your dog will never be smarter than the below average booger eaters.