You can’t even make this shit up. These poor AR-15’s just can’t catch a break.
A pastor hunting in the North Carolina woods was mistaken for a coyote by another hunter and shot dead.
So much irony here. How in the hell does a hunter mistake a man for a coyote? Last time I checked, coyotes are about the size of a medium dog or a small hobbit.
Well done hunter of the year. Maybe lay of the meth and Mountain Dew before you pull out your AR-15 and start shooting into the woods.
I guess he could always use the “Hobbit Defense” at trial. “Your honor, I swear it was one of them little, furry hobbit things from Lord of the Rings. People ’round these parts have been seein’ em for years. I wanted to be the first to kill one,” said the killer.
And probably the cruelest irony of this story is this: Where the fuck was God on this one???? I mean holy shit, you let a Baptist pastor get shot and killed.
Well, I guess in God’s defense there has been a huge increase in prayers lately from Republicans and the NRA for the families of all the victims of the Parkland, Fl school shooting.
God’s just too damn busy these days. Keep praying Duh’Merica, keep praying.