I am a proponent of mandatory sterilization and here is why: (my true feelings mixed with some humor)
I believe that some people should not be allowed to breed. For example, a while ago a mother left her two infant children alone in a bath tub while she was outside on her patio surfing the web.
Solution easy– tie her tubes, she shouldn’t be allowed to have any more children and take the one surviving child away from her.
Anytime a mother or father does something this stupid, they should lose their breeding privileges and they should be sterilized. Why should they be allowed the potential to harm any more children? Makes no sense to me.
I mean when someone gets a few DUI’s or speeding tickets, the government takes your license away. Why not sterilize then? If a parent makes 2 idiotic life threatening mistakes in respect to their children, bring out the scalpel.
“But I didn’t think little Skeeter would get hurt if I locked him inside the house with my 3 pit bulls while I was out buying lotto tickets and getting another case of Natural Lite Ice, he is 3 years old now.”
Sorry dip-shit, put your feet in the stirrups, it’s time to get neutered.
I know what you are thinking…….“but surely there will be opposition from the people you are wanting to sterilize.”
Of course there will be opposition, but that’s an easy fix. All you have to do is offer them cases of Mountain Dew, Benson & Hedges cigs, barrels of ranch dressing, gift certificates to Dollar General, or free tanning coupons. That should do the trick.
“I didn’t know that if I left Betty Lou locked in the car while I ran into Cato looking for stirrup pants that she could get injured. I mean I even turned the car off and rolled up the windows so as to make sure the engine didn’t make her hot. It was only 95 degrees out. I really needed them stirrup pants anyhow, I had to try on 4 pairs, I was only gone 45 minutes.”
Sorry miss, put your feet in the stirrups, it’s time to harvest your uterus.
Seriously, there are plenty of people who shouldn’t be allowed to breed. Sterilization seems like a great idea to me. Any thoughts??