Sarcasm has kept me alive for years now. Comedy has been my favorite defense mechanism as I trample through this life. Tom Merica is not my real name, you can call me whatever you want.
On a more serious note, I’m worried that Americans have become so lazy that China will eventually win and we will all be eating Fried Golden Retriever Nuggets and noodles in the near future.
If you would like to hire me to write for you, I will gladly work for about $100,000 per year, remotely of course.