The Kim Jong Un weather machine problem

kimjongAccording to sources very, very close to President Trump, the White House is Deeply concerned about Hurricane Harvey and the recent uptick in bad weather torturing the United States.

About 5 days before Hurricane Harvey made landfall, The Trump administration received a nasty email from North Korea promising massive weather destruction to the United States.

“It has come to our attention that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has created a giant disastrous, American killing weather machine,” said an anonymous White House staffer.

hurricaneThe anonymous White House staffer went on to say, “I mean when you have a Category 500 hurricane like Harvey, who else could have created it?  This is the worst hurricane in the history of weather.  There has already been at least 430 inches of rainfall in the past 12 hours.”

Even more sources close to the President have said that Trump is considering building a giant wall of coal-powered hair dryers to set up along the entire United States coast to keep more bad weather from destroying us.

“We will build a giant wall of those hair-dryer things, that get really hot, really fast that will protect our borders.  Kim Jong Un’s weather machine must be stopped.  These hair-dryers will be coal powered (creating about 250 million new jobs) and will truly make America great again,” said Trump.

He later added that, “Obama’s lack of attention to North Korea for the past eight years is the exact reason why this horrible, horrible weather machine was created.  Oh, and Hillary deleting emails,” said Trump.

We can only hope that our Dear Leader Trump can protect us from Kim Jong Un……… we can only hope.

P.S. We attempted unsuccessfully to attain a quote from Mike Pence regarding the weather machine.  We were told he was unable to speak with our female reporter over the phone due to “promiscuity concerns.”

 

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