Please check out my friend’s site. It’s a new blog about a city in Florida called Bradenton or “Bradentucky.” It’s the tits.
Where is he from? – Bradenton, FL (the greatest city on the fuckin’ planet.)
What does he like? – getting drunk, bikini girls, fishing, getting drunk, cussing at the police and getting drunk.
What are his views on politics? – “I’m tired of all the damn illegals taking our jobs. Fuck Hilary and Obama, bunch a pussies. Trump baby, that’s where it’s at,” Bradentucky Man.
What does he do for a job?– “A little of this, a little of that, don’t fuckin worry about it,” Bradentucky Man.
What are his favorite restaurants? – Basil’s for chicken. Demetrios for pizza and O’Bricks for fine dining.
What does he think about tourists/snow-birds? – Spend your money, stay off my bar-stool and mind your damn business.
What are his ultimate life goals? – Just make it to the next happy hour…….. and make Bradentucky Great Again. Wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!