Trump meets with Steve Harvey???

Yeah, I’m real fucking confused.  Our president, D Trump, took a meeting with annoyingly mustachioed “comedian” Steve Harvey.  Hold the fucking phone here.

Our Fearless Leader Meets With Steve Harvey

What the what?  What the fuck?  Fuck the what?

According to reporters, the first thing our golden-haired president did was call Ben Carson and put him on speaker.  Well, hell yeah.  It makes sense that he called the only black person he knows to join the conversation.steve-harvey-donald-trump

And then they talked about how to help people in the inner cities.

Yes, you heard that correctly.  President Golden Shower spoke with two incredibly wealthy black dudes who haven’t lived in a ghetto since they were children.  Wow, now that’s progress.

I’m sure that every poor, real ghetto person feels better today.  They probably walked outside and quoted Ice Cube, “Today, I didn’t even have to use my AK.  I got a say it was a good day.”

(Someone should probably tell Dr. Carson who Ice Cube is.)

Probably the best part for me will be when all the pasty, white conservatives will pound their chest and say, “See, Mr. Trump really cares about the black community.  He’s going to make a difference.”

Duh’Merica, you are a dirty, dirty whore.  Go to the clinic and get tested immediately.

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