The Case FOR Premarital Sex (NSFW)

Sluts, whores and hussies are wonderful for so many reasons whether you like them or not.  Sex is not a bad thing, never has been.

In fact, sex is why we are here today and why we will be here tomorrow.

Why then are so many people concerned with telling others not to have sex?  The notion of not having premarital sex is completely insane to me.

Here’s a scenario for you:

Two young high school sweethearts have been going steady since their sophomore year.  They both made the promise to wait until marriage to have sex, signed the prom letter, wore the promise rings and all that good shit.  They fulfill the promise and finally get married.

On the honeymoon, he carries her over the threshold of the suite and goes straight for the bed.  After several seconds of passionate kissing, the moment is close.

She, nervous as hell, melting in her panties, pulls his pants down in preparation for the moment of truth…………only to find that the man she just committed her entire life to has a, you guessed it, an inverted penis.

Dear god, dear allah, dear krishna, dear buddah, what to do now?

Their love will surely overcome such a physical problem…..uh no, the lady will need her man’s dick to work.  You can’t have a good marriage without a functioning penis in it.

The case for premarital sex- Because some guys have inverted penises 

Need I say more?  I say fuck your brains out, have fun with life, but do it right, that’s what sluts are for.

You have to test the goods out before you sign the contract.  Not everyone gets pregnant and catches diseases.  And most diseases are curable anyway.

(I hope I don’t lose my female followers with this post.  I fully believe there are plenty of man-sluts out there also.  I am just a man and can only speak from the male perspective.)

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7 thoughts on “The Case FOR Premarital Sex (NSFW)

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