A year or so late, but still right on
American Sniper did not win Best Picture…………American Sniper did not win Best Picture.
Somehow Birdman, starring the washed up Mr. Mom star Michael Keaton was handed the award.
I’m sure you are probably wondering how American Stud Bradley Cooper’s movie didn’t win. Well that’s pretty simple………………. The Academy was obviously offended by Cooper’s Hipster-ish beard.
Hipsters and their facial hair have long been discriminated against in this country, especially when it comes to the Oscars. Below is a list of past Best Picture winners that proves the discrimination.
2014- Birdman: (Michael Keaton has never shaved a day in his life)
2013- 12 Years A Slave: (Slave owners beards hardly count, all white men of that period had beards.)
2012- Argo: (Nearly all men in the late 1970’s had beards…
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