Jude’s letter to Kayne

a hipster takes on Kayne ( a bit dated, but still topical)

HipsterStories

(Jude writes a mini-column and submits it to his editor at the Hip Page)

kaynebeckDear Kayne,

You have really done it now Kayne. When you “fake” interrupted Beck’s acceptance speech at the Grammy’s, you did something that you probably didn’t realize.

You stepped, I mean, hurdled over the Hipster Line. Beck has been a stalwart of the Hipster community for years. His music, his hats, his dancing and even his Scientology have been helping the Hipster community salivate into their craft beers for ages.

When you approached the stage, my fedora shook and my mustache nearly wilted from the anticipation of what you might do.

In true Hipster fashion, Beck calmly invited you to join him instead of losing his cool. That’s because he’s Hipster, through and through. Hipsters don’t loose their cool.

Hipsters aren’t scared of black men with odd jaw-lines who think they are Jesus reincarnated. Hipsters don’t…

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