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Scene: Jude is so excited about his new project with the Hip Page, he’s pretty much pissing himself. He invited Clemmy to open mic night at Randall’s for her to hear his new offering. Randall’s is busy and Jude goes on first. The lights dim, Clemmy is standing at the back waiting excitedly.
Jude- I would like to dedicate my newest offering to my dearest Clemmy and to all my fellow hipster supporters out there and especially Billy Emo. I call it;
Suck On It B.E.
You doubted me, you mocked my every move
while I filled your cups with the latest brews
you pointed your plastic fingers
directly in my face,
told me I would never escape the latte grind,
while I choked on the cream and sugar
Because of my talent, my immense creative skills,
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