Everyone loves a complaining hipster (sarcasm)
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Scene: Jude is pissed about Billy Emo’s protest so he calls Cindy at Randall’s to complain in an attempt to get him fired.
Jude- Hi Cindy, it’s me. I have something serious we need to discuss.
Cindy- Um, hello……me who?
Jude- It’s Jude, jeez, who did you think it was????
Cindy- Usually my husband refers to himself as “me” when he calls Randall’s, not my employees. I really hope your not calling about Billy Emo. I’ve heard about enough of that.
Jude- Holy crap, it is about Billy Emo….please don’t hang up, please listen.
Cindy- Good fucking lord, make it quick Jude, I don’t have time for this shit.
Jude- Thank you, thank you, thank you. Well, we had a swim-off at the Y the other day and I clearly won. The loser agreed to quit working at Randall’s, but Billy-DICKHEAD-emo decided to…
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