- You are allowed 1 item on a deserted island. It must cost less than $5. What do you choose? A travel size bottle of Gold Bond, I’m guessing I will chafe quite badly on a deserted island. Male, undercarriage hygiene is always important.
- Can you tell me a joke? I drew a cross on my cheek a while back…… I gave up accuracy for lent.
- Who is the most famous person you’ve ever met? When I was a kid, I met then Florida Governor Bob Martinez. This was during the time when he was pissed at 2 Live Crew and their awesomely nasty raps.
- Wine? Beer? or Whiskey? You are allowed to say all 3. Chimay and Jameson, I am a simple man.
- For the women: Donald Trump, Wolfe Blitzer, Wayne Newton. For the men: Star Jones, Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton. You have to screw one, marry one and kill one. Go! I’m going to break from the male/female boundaries. I would put Trump’s face in the pillow and screw him until he cries himself to sleep. I would marry Chelsea because she has the least used and damaged vagina. I would kill Star Jones because she is fucking worthless.
7 Quick facts about me:
- Aliens: I’m dying for the aliens to come down to earth and take me away to their planet.
- Looks: Because of my appearance, when I go to bars people are scared of me, but they have no idea that I have zero energy for fighting and I am extremely polite.
- Mandatory Sterilization: I truly believe that some people should not be allowed to breed.
- Public Toilets: I have a very real fear of public toilets.
- Family: I have two of my own children and two step-children.
- Television: I think Trailer Park Boys is one of the funniest shows……..EVER
- Music: the Pixies changed my life when I started listening to them in high school. My favorite band ever.
I nominate the following 7 bloggers:
- https://themodishmumma.wordpress.com/ – Kooky Chic
- http://newenglandnomad2015.com/ – New England Nomad
- http://laliterati.com/ – Tosha Michelle
- https://youvebeenhooked.wordpress.com/ – You’ve Been Hooked
- https://bhharned.wordpress.com/ – The Shameful Sheep
- https://allthoughtsworkoutdoors.wordpress.com/ – All Thoughts Work Outdoors
- https://witlessdatingafterfifty.wordpress.com/ – Reocochran
If you would like, please answer the following 7 questions:
- Who is your favorite comedian of all time and why?
- You can have sex with any star, but it would leave you with an incurable STD, who would you pick?
- Have you ever watched Trailer Park Boys? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?
- Would you give Chris Christie a sponge bath for $500? Why or why not?
- Do any of you know any producers who will help my blog www.hipsterstories.wordpress.com become a sitcom or Netflix series?
- For the men: Who would you go gay for? Bradley Cooper, Ryan Gosling or Zach Galifinakis? (I pick Bradley…. oh those eyes)
- Earth- round or flat? Please explain.
Cheers to all.