Billy F***ing Emo is taking over, poor Hipster Jude
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Scene: After the Billy Emo hair buzzing incident at Randall’s, Jude’s manager Cindy texted him to come in for a meeting ASAP.
Cindy- I called you in today because of the “event” that took place the other night.
Jude (acting bewildered)– What “event” are you speaking about?
Cindy (getting angry)- Are you kidding me Jude??? I watched the video surveillance footage from that night and you know what I saw?
Jude (getting nervous)– Um, we have cameras at Randall’s???
Cindy- I watched you pick out a black hoodie from our lost and found bin, put it on and go into the bathroom. Then I watched you walk out of the bathroom, hide in a dark corner by the stage and attack Billy Emo.
I watched your dumb ass get caught in that extension cord and watched you fall flat on your face. There is even…
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