A hipster shaves his beard
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After the horrific clipper scene at Randall’s, Jude found the strength to drag his wounded soul (and beard) back to his apartment. He looked in the mirror and the horror became real.
Half of his beard; his pride and joy, was buzzed from his face. He looked like the pathetic homeless guy on the corner begging for change.
“Why, oh why, did this happen? My plan was perfect,” Jude whined into the mirror.
He was left with no choice, he would have to do what was once unthinkable.
“Clemmy, I’m shaving my beard, no choice, feeling like shit,”Jude texted.
Jude turned the clippers on and did the deed. His hand was shaking as he buzzed what was left of his epic beard. Fortunately, he was able to save his mustache and it actually looked pretty damn cool. His hipster identity would be intact.
He scraped together…
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