(Given the current political climate regarding immigration, I feel this will always be relevant)
I live in Florida and I constantly hear people bitching about the Hispanic population here. And I’m tired of it. Personally I like most Hispanics and here are 10 reasons why:
- They work hard
- They contributed to nearly all residential/commercial construction in Florida
- Their food absolutely kicks ass
- Univision has some of the hottest women I’ve ever seen (i watch it on mute)
- Their midget wrestling cracks me up
- They are genuinely nice people (from my experiences)
- They are incredibly gifted coke dealers
- Did I mention the midget wrestlers???
- Half of them are named “Jesus”
- They are stupendous landscapers.
This is mostly tongue-n-cheek, but seriously, I will take a Hispanic any day over a dumb ass redneck, white trailer trash or black trash. I do get tired of them not paying any taxes though and how can each male claim 8 on their withholding? Damn clever.