Pit Bull Parade

pitbullidiotI’ve written about tons of different topics on my blogs throughout the years and I’ve always been amazed at how my Pit Bull posts seem to attract the most attention. It absolutely baffles me.

I have always been a dog lover and I especially love pit bulls. They truly are beautiful dogs. What angers me about them is the fact, the absolute fact, that there are too many irresponsible pit bull owners. These irresponsible owners include; white trash, ghetto fabulous trash, Hispanic trash, etc. It’s not a race thing, it’s a stupidity thing.

From www.dogsbite.org- In the 10-year period from 2005 to 2014, pit bulls killed 203 Americans and accounted for 62% of the total recorded deaths (326). Combined, pit bulls and rottweilers accounted for 74% of these deaths.

Why is this such a polarizing topic? Why do so many people scratch their balls off to defend pit bulls? I just don’t get it.  I think the statistics speak for themselves. Pit bulls can be very fucking dangerous.

I haven’t seen the studies yet, but I’m pretty sure that these same irresponsible pit bull owners probably have pythons, exotic sword collections and quite possibly numerous varieties of Chinese throwing stars.

To help this dire situation I think the following rules should be implemented immediately regarding pit bull ownership:

In order to own a pit bull, one must-

  1. Have a full time job
  2. At least own the trailer they live or “stay” at
  3. Have less than 6 children living with them
  4. Have at least a High School diploma or GED
  5. Have a working refrigerator

While the list could be much longer, I think this is a good start.

Sadly though, I fear the Pit Bull Parade will never stop. The saddest part is that most irresponsible pit bull owners have them because it makes them feel tough. Awesome, thanks Duh’Merica.

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(Related Pit Bull Posts: Pit Bull Snacks on Boy’s Genitals; Mad, Dumb-Ass Pit Bull Defender; Pit Bulls, White Trash & Ghetto Fabulous; Banging a Pit Bull)

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  1. Pingback: another pit bull mauling (surprise) | Duh'Merica

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