I do a lot of the laundry in my household. Not because of any predetermined chore arrangements, just because my work schedule allows me more time at home.
That being said, I have a wife and four children who I do laundry for.
Inevitably, I end up turning a lot of clothes right side out because my children can never seem to grasp that concept.
So one day as I was turning yet another pair of dirty socks right side out, I was struck with what I consider one of my more brilliant thoughts.
How in the hell can socks truly get clean unless you wash them while they are inside out? Let that sink in for a moment. Let that to continue to sink in for a few more moments. Visualize it and embrace the genius that I just unleashed.
Surely I will be receiving an email from Myth Busters shortly after posting this. I can’t wait for them to feature my theory.
P.S. – I am unwilling to apply my theory to underwear. I don’t even like touching my own dirty underwear, let alone my wife’s or kids. That’s just nasty.