My first guest post thanks to Mr.Mary.
Below is my tribute to those two fine men:
I walked into the 7-11 and quickly made my way to the back of the store where the drink coolers are located. Immediately, I could see it staring back at me.
The 12-ounce, green canned goddess looking into my eyes.
It was screaming, “touch me, open me, drink me down you dirty boy. I won’t quench your thirst, but I taste so good, so slippery and so sugary. Everyone is drinking me, just take me, take me now.”
I couldn’t resist, I grabbed it and jumped to the cashier and butted in front of an old lady with blue hair and a walker. I couldn’t wait.
Beads of sweat began trickling down my forehead towards my nose. The cashier looked at…
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