(I’m posting this again because I have to pick my kids up today and this will surely happen again.)
Hi there, you don’t know me, but you cut me off today while speeding through a 20 MPH school zone in your extended Chevy Suburban with the stickers on the back window that shows how many children you have.
I’m sure there was a good reason for you endangering the lives of young, innocent school children by blatantly ignoring the speed limit.
Maybe you broke a nail and had a “salon-emergency.”
Maybe one of your fake, silicone tits popped and you had to race to your plastic surgeon’s office before the other 20 soulless insecure women beat you there.
Maybe you just found out that your husband was banging his much younger than you, much hotter than you, much tighter than you secretary and you were speeding to your lawyer’s office to draw up the divorce papers.
Silly me, that couldn’t be true because there is no way in hell you would divorce your meal ticket, the provider of your country club lifestyle.
You would never divorce the rich businessman who makes it possible for you to drive the $60K gas-guzzler, who gave you the three-carrot diamond, who bought you the obscenely large purse that midgets could wrestle in.
But, 25 year-old secretaries love a man in power regardless of a baby-dick. They love to fuck a man to entertain the fantasy of actually trying to be you.
Don’t you remember when you were that hot 25 year-old piece of ass? You will never admit it, but you remember. Don’t you remember sitting at that same desk, answering that same phone and wishing that rich businessman’s shaft was tickling you?
Don’t you remember closing your eyes while sucking his little dick under his desk, dreaming about Louis Vuitton, weekly manicures, ski trips to Colorado and whether or not you could put aside true love in exchange for money?
Mrs. Soccer Mom, what’s it like to be old now? What’s it like to finally realize that love for money exchange wasn’t really worth it? What’s it like to not have a SOUL? Please, for the love of all humanity, teach your children to not be like you.
And by the way, don’t ever cut me off again, that really pissed me off.
A true person with a real soul.