What America is Reading (we are fucked)

COMBINED PRINT & E-BOOK FICTION   http://www.nytimes.com/best-sellers-books/overview.html

  1. A MEMORY OF LIGHT, by Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson
  2. HOPELESS, by Colleen Hoover
  3. GONE GIRL, by Gillian Flynn
  4. SAFE HAVEN, by Nicholas Sparks
  5. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, by E. L. James

I often have very little hope for current humanity, so I decided to check out the New York Times best sellers list to see what Americans are reading.  I chose Combined Print & E-Book Fiction because I thought that would give me a solid understanding of what Americans are reading.

The only intriguing element about this book list is the very real prospect of Nicholas Sparks and E.L. James doing a porno together.  I can’t be the only person who wants to see Nick shove his “notebook” deep inside E.L.’s nether regions.

Take a good look at that list above.  Yep, America is FUCKED.  Don’t get mad when China takes over and we are all eating deep-fried Golden Retriever nuggets and our taxis have been replaced with rickshaws.

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