Left Behind (I’m waiting for the party)

This is a Public Service Announcement: (brought to a very base level)

For everyone who thinks the world is going to end in 2012; wake the fuck up you fucking stupid fucks.  I seriously cannot believe that so many dingbats actually believe the world is going to end this year.

“Oh, but there is so much devastation happening across the globe.”  Not really.  Bad shit has been happening in the world since the beginning of time and always will happen.  There will be earthquakes (caused by shifting tectonic plates), there will be tornadoes, there will be tsunamis, there will be all kinds of bad shit that will happen.  Because nature is volatile.  There is no god, no allah and no buddah pulling any strings here.  It’s nature you stupid fucks and nature will always win.

Sure, Earth could always be hit by some huge asteroid and we could be blown up tomorrow.  But holy shit, relax.  Put your bibles away and stop reading revelations.  Stop listening to Mayan, Inca, Aztec or any other crazy-ass indigenous calendars.  2012 will come and so will 2013, 2014, 2015 and so on.

If you are going to believe in anything, believe that Hale-Bopp will come again and then the world will end.  Or was that Mmmm Bopp by Hanson?  Either way, I’m going to be left behind and I can’t wait for the party.

“The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.  Any fucking time.  Any fucking day.  Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay.” Tool

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4 thoughts on “Left Behind (I’m waiting for the party)

  1. I worked in a book shop during the Y2K scare. At the time of December 1999, I made a display featuring all 12 books on the subject. On January 2nd, 2000 I put the bargin bin sign right next to the elegant end of times work of art I had created. Needless to say, no one purchased the pseudo science literature at 75% off and they were quickly removed from the store.

    For more doomsday events that forgot to show up to claim mankind, check out:
    http://www.armageddononline.org/failed_armageddon.php

  2. @syxx: thanks for reading and commenting, I appreciate it. I guess I should stop being amazed at the idiocy of our society with topics like this. After all, most Americans want to be a Kardashian or Brad Pitt. We have collectively texted our souls away and given the rights to TMZ. Oh well, I’m sure the aliens are writing the conclusion on this cool experiment as I type this.

  3. Humans have and always will seeking meaning in things that aren’t there because the thought of us simply ceasing to be at any moment will drive some insane. Nothing is scarier than the unknown.

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