For everyone who thinks the world is going to end in 2012; wake the fuck up you fucking stupid fucks. I seriously cannot believe that so many dingbats actually believe the world is going to end this year.
“Oh, but there is so much devastation happening across the globe.” Not really. Bad shit has been happening in the world since the beginning of time and always will happen. There will be earthquakes (caused by shifting tectonic plates), there will be tornadoes, there will be tsunamis, there will be all kinds of bad shit that will happen. Because nature is volatile. There is no god, no allah and no buddah pulling any strings here. It’s nature you stupid fucks and nature will always win.
Sure, Earth could always be hit by some huge asteroid and we could be blown up tomorrow. But holy shit, relax. Put your bibles away and stop reading revelations. Stop listening to Mayan, Inca, Aztec or any other crazy-ass indigenous calendars. 2012 will come and so will 2013, 2014, 2015 and so on.
If you are going to believe in anything, believe that Hale-Bopp will come again and then the world will end. Or was that Mmmm Bopp by Hanson? Either way, I’m going to be left behind and I can’t wait for the party.
“The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay.” Tool