I was an athlete for many years and did take hundreds of showers with other naked men and never once became excited. I know, that sounds like a lot of naked cock for one man to be around, but trust me, I never looked down.
I love boobs and always have. I am very comfortable with my sexuality.
But, I can admit when a man is good looking and that brings me to my Go-Gay List. The following is a list of men I would go-gay for. Come on guys, don’t tell me you don’t have a list like this.
Bradley Cooper– no brainer here, those beautiful eyes, that quick sarcastic whit. I would give him the best hangover he’s ever had.
Zach Galifinakas– I know, this may come as a shocker, but I have a reason for this choice. Not everyone is as hot as Bradley Cooper.
There are times when everyone has a night where they get hammered, try to dance at a club and get incredibly sloppy and sweaty. That’s where Zach fits in. With him, you don’t have to worry about man-scaping or getting all pretty.
You can just let him stare at you with those comedic, crazy eyes and tongue every inch of his hairy Greek body. Sure, you will feel violated the next morning trying to figure out why you keep coughing up cat-like hairballs.
Zach would be the ultimate “Oh my god, what did I do last night” booty bump.
Ryan Gosling– Don’t act like you didn’t know he would be on the list. His abs are just delicious and he always has the sexy, quiet smile that could make the manliest man melt.
I would love to dip him in Vaseline, make him wear a leather ball-gag and party on his face with my manhood. I would let him slap me a couple times. He’s absolutely a top.
Tim Tebow– WOW, where to begin? Of course I had to put an athlete in the group.
Any guy who praises God as much as Tim does must have some repressed homosexual fantasies swimming in the back of their mind. I would love to meet him in the gym late one night and be his spotter as he benched pressed only wearing chartreuse boy shorts.
“Down, set, hut, hut.” OMG, that would be so fun. His tight pants, his hands crunched up under another man’s ass waiting to receive the ball.
There is so much gayness in football it drives me crazy. After the game, we could both sit in the hot tub together soaking. Wow, I’m suddenly a Jets fan.
Summary: I know you are probably scratching your head and wondering what I think about each night when I go to bed.
I can assure you that I am 100% straight, at least for now. But, if my second wife ever leaves me, maybe I will switch sides.
No, seriously, I’m not gay. Tell me you wouldn’t want to bang at least three of my choices above, regardless of what gender you are. Come on, be honest. I’m all for love no regardless of gender:)