Political Lesson 1- (dumb, white Republicans)

This will be the first in my Political Lesson series.  Don’t worry, I won’t discriminate. Lessons about Democrats and Independents are coming soon after this post.

“Refudiate,’ ‘misunderestimate,’ ‘wee-wee’d up.’ English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!” Sarah Palin via Twitter

Conservative white America jizzed all over their collective panties when Sarah Palin was paraded onto the stage as John McCain’s running mate in 2008.

Wow, that was a gigantic “HOLY SHIT” experiment.

Forget what political party she represented, she was not educated enough to be a running mate for any political election.  Shit, she wasn’t educated enough to teach Geography to first graders.

But guess what DUH’America???  All you cared about was that she was a woman; she was white, believed in God and was pro-life.

That got your vote.  WOMAN, WHITE and GOD. Holy shit, that was too easy.

It’s kind of like raising a child.  When an infant starts crying, you can take a piece of shiny jewelry, shake it in front of the infant’s face and they will sometimes stop crying and stare in amazement.

For all you racist, republican creationists; Palin was the shiny jewelry and you were the infants.

Now you are clamoring for Mitt Romney.  Wow, REALLY????

So, you have a lot in common with a Mega-Millionaire who hasn’t ever had to wipe his own ass before???

You have a lot in common with a guy who has cuff links that are worth more than your automobiles???

Sure, keep telling yourself that he will save our economy and our country, whatever.

Don’t you people get it?  You are all a target market and the marketers have the easiest job in the world.  Politicians feed you whatever baby food you need to get your vote, but they won’t be there to change your diaper.


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