One Million “Stupid” Moms Protesting Gay Comic Book Hero

Just when I thought I had heard it all, I came across this story about moms protesting Marvel and DC Comics because they are going to announce that one of their superheroes is gay.

By the way, this is the same group who tried to protest JC Penny because of hiring Ellen as their spokesperson.  Ellen is probably one of the most generous people on the planet and she happens to be a lesbian, who fucking cares.

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE HERE

Last time I checked, comic books weren’t real.  I repeat, COMIC BOOK HEROES ARE NOT REAL.

This quote from the protesting Mom group says it all:

“Children desire to be just like superheroes. Children mimic superhero actions and even dress up in costumes to resemble these characters as much as possible. Can you imagine little boys saying, “I want a boyfriend or husband like X-Men?”

This is ridiculous! Why do adult gay men need comic superheroes as role models? They don’t but do want to indoctrinate impressionable young minds by placing these gay characters on pedestals in a positive light. These companies are heavily influencing our youth by using children’s superheroes to desensitize and brainwash them in thinking that a gay lifestyle choice is normal and desirable. As Christians, we know that homosexuality is a sin (Romans 1:26-27).

Unfortunately, children are now being exposed to homosexuality at an early age. Comic books would be one of the last places a parent would expect their child to be confronted with homosexual topics that are too complicated for them to understand. Children do not know what straight, homosexual, or coming out of the closet even means, but DC Comics and Marvel are using superheroes to confuse them on this topic to raise questions and awareness of an alternative lifestyle choice.”

Make sure you check out the article too, it’s hilarious.

Are you fucking kidding me?  I think gay Spiderman is the least of these moms worries.  I hope they go for the jugular here and protest the WWE because the wrestling isn’t real?

Wow, I feel incredibly sorry for the children of these moms.  Can you imagine growing up in one of those homes? 

I’m guessing they aren’t allowed to watch Puff the Magic Dragon or the homoerotic cartoon SpongeBob Squarepants.  Unless of course these mothers have yet to realize that Spongebob and Squidward’s noses uncannily resemble a life-size dick.

These are the types of families that the dad usually has a couple of Filipino boys locked in the basement tied up with ball-gags stuffed in their mouths.

They praise Jesus on Sunday and butt-fuck old queens at public restrooms that they meet on Craig’s List.

Then when the mom catches herpes, the dad comes up with some story about how you can easily catch diseases from public toilets. 

“Ok honey, whatever you say, I love you and God Bless,” she would say.

DUH’AMerica: Thanks One Million Stupid Moms for protesting something so vastly important.  It makes me happy to know that your are protecting your children from imaginary, gay comic book heroes.  Well done.

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