This message was in my inbox the other day. I’m thinking maybe I found my soul mate (sarcasm), my girlfriend might get mad though:
My name is Miss hapiness, i saw your profile today and after going through it, i fill more interested to contact you ,i will like you to please send me an email at my email address via (firstname.lastname@example.org) for me to send you my pics and to tell you more about me. then from here we can move on.I will be waiting for your reply on my email address above.thanks
Wow, I have so many options here. She really sounds interested in me, so flattering. Do you think it would be too presumptuous of me to send her a cock-shot? I mean it is 2012, but we are just starting a relationship. I’m hoping that she lives somewhere in Siberia and only needs me to send her money for a plane ticket to get to the U.S. so she can take care of all my manly needs.
I’m not sure what to tell my wife, I mean this could be the one. What to do? Dear Abby, I’m confused and don’t know what to do.