1. The Pope wearing a ball gag and t-bagging Glenn Beck while Rush Limbaugh pees on Beck’s face.
2. Justin Bieber, dressed in crotchless lederhosen, rubbing down Mike “The Situation” with baby oil
3. Bruce Jenner fucking all the Kardashians together in one room, (you know he wants to)
4. Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton playing naked Twister while Bill Clinton videotapes from the closet
5. Kayne West hog-tied, with electrical tape sealing his mouth shut, while Taylor Swift fucks his ass with a giant 24inch white strap-on dildo